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Uhhhh

Certain models of the 2003 Motorola MPx200 clamshell phone contained a ringtone that was blatantly just the "Fever" theme from Dr. Mario with different notes.

This is what it looks like to have roid rage in one hand

It me.

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I cant stop thinking about this old Tumblr post. As a long time teacher, I can confirm this artwork is still everywhere because we were still using materials that were there when I was a kid. This art style wasn't allowed in my classroom, I've always loathed it haha

I got a heating pad taped to my shirt, my ankle is wrapped in dog bandages, and my spaghetti sauce is runny. BUT IT IS FRIDAY AND IM GOING TO ENJOY IT.

The N64 is invalid, those Zeldas don’t matter.

Ew I’m sorry don’t call it Zelda 3. It’s LttP, don’t be gross. This is a subtweet.

Congrats! Random question - do you have, or are you planning a Discord?

Who up hormblin they chormbles

meme cat against a city skyline: "Mister president. If you can hear me: my landlord is days away from developing a nuclear weapon."

I almost don’t recognize you without your goat on

Today’s a big day for celebrity news in my world.

Eli Whitney was white.
George Washington Carver did not invent peanut butter.
Bella Hadid lived in Bucks County.
Bradley Cooper, who I’ve never seen before, looks like he really likes soft pretzels.
Justin Timberlake had Lyme disease.

Swedish is not a real language

Now that’s what I call Hospitaliano!

Accidentally tore one of my fingernails too short yesterday. I may perish.

A scrub is a guy that can’t get no love from me

That’s some shit

She fucking nailed it. 😆

instantly assumed this was a kaiju situation

I’m glad Taylor Swift is a terrible dancer because it means I can do all her choreo sitting at my desk between customers.

AI will never replace us because the robot simply could never invent the kind of hijinks i've been up to with a small horse and a large passenger vehicle.

holy lmfao nate

WHATAKETCHUP

Wouldn't your life be better with a hamburger desk lamp? (1984 McDonald's catalog)

No I don’t… **jerk**

..is that right?

I’m honestly not super sure. I think you use the same email for it

You might try setting up an Instagram account. I saw some posts where the selfie thing was being triggered by some hacker trying to make an Instagram account attached to somebody’s Facebook, so if you have one that you control maybe that would prevent it. I dunno if it’ll work but it could maybe