I had a really nice birthday yesterday
02.03.2026 15:54
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I had a really nice birthday yesterday
Putting my neck brace on before playing Kirby in case I get too in-the-zone
Listening to The BloodHound Gang while cleaning’s got me thinking;
Idk if he would still hate women if I had eaten his ass, and that I regret
The plushie thing at the Olympics is hilarious
Started accutane today, can’t wait for six months from now
First of all, I didn’t “karate chop” your baby. We were sparring
Honestly I think Noem Chomsky should commit seppuku on live TV
My ex was an Andrew Tate fan and I should not miss him.
My ex was an Andrew Tate fan and I should not miss him.
My ex was an Andrew Tate fan and I should not miss him.
My ex was an Andrew Tate fan and I should not miss him.
Being mentally stuck in 2007 doesn’t make waiting a week for new episodes any easier
Can’t wait to start Accutane, so sick of my face
Y’all have no idea how badly my ass wants to go to a Pitbull concert
It's always good to step away from current events when you have trouble breathing
ice takes out ICE again 😬 🧊
Post: “y’all remember in first grade when we were just chillin in class then somebody threw up outta nowhere”
Sorry y’all, that was me
Check out @cmatbaby.bsky.social‘s music, it’s great and I have a huge crush on her (10/10 recommend)
Sorry 2025, but it's time to break up. It's not me, it's you
I wish I was a lesbian instead of just bi, but I guess half measures are just kinda my style
Just a girl saying "anywhooo" after being very weird
Two drinks deep and still anxious, what the fuck
To everyone who didn’t unfollow me while I was sadposting;
Dumb/angryposting will resume tomorrow, thank you for your patience (also, I love you)
Scene from Fleabag, where she’s checking her phone Martin (me): “stop checking, nobody loves you” Fleabag (also me):
Everything and everyone fucking sucks
A shock collar for every time I dream about my ex
Oh so you use your children to make content?
That’s so cool!
I think you should go to jail.
Ugh, you’re so right 🫠 I’ve been awake since six for no reason
I’m gonna sleep in so motherfucking hard tomorrow
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