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Joe Janes

@joejanes1065

Teacher. Writer. Performer. Mostly funny. It's We the People, people. www.joejanes.net

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09.03.2026 11:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Been working on decorating my office. Going for a very professional look.

06.03.2026 18:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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What the what? I guess the contents settled while shipping.

04.03.2026 15:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Found someone’s shopping list on the sidewalk. I hope they don’t forget to get the booty crumbs!

03.03.2026 13:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Most of the conversations I have with my cats start with me saying, "Yep. That's your butt."

01.03.2026 00:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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America 2026.

22.02.2026 20:06 πŸ‘ 6580 πŸ” 2209 πŸ’¬ 182 πŸ“Œ 94
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Not sure how grueling your work week was, but I got milk poured on me by a cow flying in an airplane. Fortunately, there was a cookie involved.

21.02.2026 14:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, at least the money is going to something good.

20.02.2026 12:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Wow.

17.02.2026 03:59 πŸ‘ 35947 πŸ” 16651 πŸ’¬ 1301 πŸ“Œ 2472
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16.02.2026 02:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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14.02.2026 16:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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13.02.2026 11:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m 64 and I think I have a wisdom tooth coming in. Read the room, dude!

11.02.2026 06:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Come hear a new excerpt from my new play "Earh's Designated Mourner". Tuesdys @ 9 is free and always a good time. It's a safe space, too, if you ever want to share your work or participate in the cold readings.

07.02.2026 14:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Pretty sure it's Luigi.

06.02.2026 12:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I prefer the Spanish version Renfield, too.

01.02.2026 17:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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Well, the public has spoken! I wonder how many of them actually saw it.

31.01.2026 05:02 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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30.01.2026 19:57 πŸ‘ 28071 πŸ” 9224 πŸ’¬ 362 πŸ“Œ 760
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THE BOARD OF PEACE | GAZA "The room where 'it' happens!" $1 billion gets you a seat at the table and your choice of beef, chicken or fish!

Nat Topping is hilarious. nattopping.com/the-board-of...

24.01.2026 14:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Come get a sample of my latest play at Naked Angels' Tuesdays at 9pm at Chicago Dramatists Tuesday the 20th. Good times.

20.01.2026 01:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œWe need leaders not in love with money but in love with justice. Not in love with publicity but in love with humanity.” - Martin Luther King, Jr.

19.01.2026 16:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This is my Freya when she doesn't have a box nearby.

19.01.2026 12:43 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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some good ideas here...

19.01.2026 02:24 πŸ‘ 314 πŸ” 233 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 13
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14.01.2026 12:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you to everyone who came out to Tuesdays at 9 last night. The first 10 pages of Earth's Designated Mourner got a very enthusiastic and laugh-filled response. I think I'm on to something. Kudos to the cast who nailed it. Next Tuesday (1/20) will be the next 10 pages. #ChicagoDramatists

14.01.2026 12:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Come see this tonight? Cannot make it? I will also be participating in next Tuesday’s readings.

13.01.2026 18:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Is there a limit to how many times you can watch ICE falling on ICE?

11.01.2026 03:26 πŸ‘ 8223 πŸ” 1903 πŸ’¬ 951 πŸ“Œ 285

I’m so angry. Screw guns. I need a pitchfork and a throng of like-minded villagers.

09.01.2026 00:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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If you are in Chicago and would like to hear the first 10 pages of my new play "Earth's Designated Mourner" then get your bottom over to Chicago Dramatists on Tuesday. It's also just a great evening anyway and FREE.

08.01.2026 12:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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@chrislhayes.bsky.social: β€œA 37-year-old American citizen, the mother of a young child is dead tonight. She was shot in the face by an agent of the federal government, and that government has spent the day telling despicable lies about her.”

08.01.2026 01:05 πŸ‘ 27419 πŸ” 9375 πŸ’¬ 629 πŸ“Œ 378