"I had a hungry ghost in a jar do my homework for me": academic dishonesty
"I had a hungry ghost in a jar check my homework and help me with what I got wrong": wise
#alysaliu
WOKE IS BACK BABY
MAKE OAKLAND CALIFORNIA THE US CAPITOL NOW!
Anyways, here's my sim's new living room.
I went up to a woman in a bar, started flirting with her, asked her on a date, by the end of the date she wanted to move in together, I said sure, transferred all her wealth to my household, then broke up with her.
My being evil in The Sims has come a long way from deleting ladders.
Not even Fool of a Tooksmaxxing?
Heathcliff stands on a stranger's lap, staring deep into his eyes as the stranger's fixed gaze turns to spirals. An upset Grandpa Nutmeg, sitting next to them, says "Heathcliff! No hypnotizing."
20 Feb 2026
ed balls
I need some of these guides for research purposes
My problem is that I always hit a point of "okay, I've made this person putty in my hand, now what?"
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The Evil Dead
Celebrating Ash Wednesday
Your Pro Wrestler Name is [Name of your first pet] + "The [High School Mascot]" + [Your mother's maiden name]
Poster for Ronda Rousey vs Gina Carano, a real fight happening May 16 "Newtown CT. winner gets a job at CBS. Loser gets vaccinated"
Rousey v. Carano (Live Event, 2026)
Erev laissez les bon temps rouler sameach
AI spiral and mirror cult people have ruined my handcrafted, artisan spiral and mirror cult
Love the IL-9 shaped mic
Gen AI doth remove commitment from art. Yf an artist ys committed to makinge somethinge trulye weirde, even shockinge, that artist doth neede to crafte the art, at everye steppe thinkinge, "Yes, Ich am drawinge a sexy C-3PO." Wyth Gen AI you kan make a sexy C-3PO wythout caringe, and that ys wrong.
Hey, with your multiclassing, learn to cut hair and you can pass the barre bard barbarian barber bar
You are plenty popular with other flavors of millennial queer nerds.
I *believe* you have enough of a tolerance for weird, fucked-up movies for me to suggest The Baby (1973)?
youtu.be/ju7Ck56i8VM?...
I genuinely miss when genai images were like visualizations of what things might look like in a dream, instead of just being high-gloss slop.
@victimbot.bsky.social Do you revert to Markov chains instead of keysmashing when you get flustered?
Does it revert to Markov chains when flustered instead of keysmashing?
Love you too, Doingus
Oh hey, I've done some of these!
A friend of mine writes the line Planeswalkers say in Arena
Whatever I'm trying to do under all the ideological labels, Fred Rogers was really good at it.
But have they heard the good word of Baphomet?
