Casey Kelley

*sigh* fine, I'll watch Armageddon again

And I’d rather have the high speed rail.

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I dunno what counts as Stinky Doo Doo Ass, but can recommend this + the camera cube, it’s the updated (& more expensive 😩) version of my bag. Had since 2019 & it’s fantastic. www.boundarysupply.com/products/err...

Chris Rock standing on stage in front of a logo with an interlocking "C" and "R", similar to the Colorado Rockies insignia.

Chris Rock says "wanna bet?"

That's my streamer.

Also, I hope Jets fans boo the absolute hell out of Hellebuyck.

this mf called it

The reality one must live in to believe a word of what is being said right now is flabbergasting.

*woosh*

Welp.

Just when the snowcrete finally washed away.

Ami Nakai was robbed though, real talk.

Hell fuckin' yeah.

Alysa "that's what I'm fuckin' talking about" Liu

I bought 3 "refurbished" 12TB server drives about 2 years ago for ~$260, total, to use in my NAS. They are $300+ each now. 🙃

Photo of a TV with the Snoopy screen saver on, Snoopy and Woodstock hugging with valentines scattered across the ground

The Snoopy Apple TV screen saver may be one of the best things they’ve made. Love when it changes for contextual things like Valentine’s Day.

two men are standing in a kitchen and one of them is asking how long have i been asleep what year is it ALT: two men are standing in a kitchen and one of them is asking how long have i been asleep what year is it

CableCARDs? TiVo?

Good for more options but DIRECTV's sports-centered skinny bundle appears to be better for just a little more - includes all the major sports networks (NFL Network, MLB Network, NHL Network, NBA TV), all the locals (at least where I live), and all the ESPNs + the Unlimited product.

Bad Bunny holding the Puerto Rico during his halftime show

🫡

We’re gonna win they’re gonna lose

OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit

There were so many insane camera shots during a live event it made me lose it, they better all get Emmys next year.

Well, I was having fun watching the USA vs. CZE game until they showed couchfucker in attendance.

I'm Kat Abughazaleh and I approve this message.

Under normal circumstances this would be fun, but... I'm getting the fuck out of the city for this.

I did Korean fried chicken at 11pm last night so I think you're fine (I also did leave a $15 tip lol)

I grew up with Alex Pretti The kind-hearted ICU nurse shot by ICE agents was my childhood best friend.

I wrote about my childhood friend Alexi Pretti. Please read it and share it and remember him as a human being. @theverge.com

For any elected official who needs to hear this, I impart a lesson learned from the NFL:

When the other team is tired and on the back foot, you don’t call a timeout so they can catch their breath. You grind their fucking face into the dirt until the final whistle blows and you’ve won the game.

Patriots, and please no.

a man in a suit and tie smiles while standing in front of a curtain Alt: Comedian Rodney Dangerfield in a suit and tie smiles and adjusts his tie while standing in front of a curtain

Only about 4” when told to expect 8-10”, now I understand the disappointment, ayoooo.