cynically depressed

here ya go :)

yes :)

holding onto the little things we can control

this one wasn't bad, just in the forearm.

evil psychos

at least the good thing for today is I got badass butterfly tattoo & I have beer for tonight so that's allllll we've got

unfortunately they are still Raytheon cookies but ya people are dumb

WHAT EVEN THE FUCK MAN

they can't keep their eyes on the prize for more than two seconds

ew on every level

saying this in front of remembrance of the legacy of the courageous Jesse Jackson is fucking insane first of all, secondly bitch you had no clue what the hell you were doing!!!!

what will it take

how bad was that gas shortage in the 70's? probably to that degree

it feels like Michael Scott is in charge of everything

think either way you're doing a good thing and you'll enjoy yourself

Every story I read about Rahm Emanuel running for president

Maggie gyellenhal (never gonna spell that last name right) and her brother have been super progressive people for years so yeah that looks like a good one.

it's very ironic all of it

Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success

crazy how the American people never get a say in these sacrifices these bloodthirsty dipshits get us into but once you say you want single payer healthcare it's time get super concerned

istg if I see one more person ogling tuckers stupid hats... pls don't give money to this nazi pos

he got brain damage especially during Covid but he's always list parroted the last person who was on his show afterward. he's become a servile piggy for the billionaire Epstein class. idk if he was ever a centrist bc that is just another cowards way of being right wing

crimes of cuteness!

absolute doofus

WhyBskyTeam: welp, got my dick stuck in the toaster again fml this always happens to me

<a few posts later>

WhyBskyTeam: WELL WELL WELL looks like the kinkshamers have arrived. people acting like they've never wanted to fuck their toaster before, that's cute. you dipshits just don't get it.

guy who just endorsed Graham platner

bad caps? idk what rich people do

disgusting but also foreseen

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