Dark-haired white woman in a sequined bathing suit kind of costume and high heels, grinning at us. She’s standing/posing in front of a giant clock, pretending to adjust the minute hand. It looks like it’s a photo from maybe the early 1950s or late 1940s.
Me, approaching my microwave and stove this evening.
@andyswist.bsky.social you have the opportunity for the best birthday present
www.ebay.com/itm/25739499...
My brother, we had to explain a 1/3 pound burger was bigger than a quarter pound burger and still failed
Do they all have a gazillion kids?!
Your job is to pick the worst actor to play James Bond.
Happy birthday @campbloodbuzz.bsky.social I hope your day is full of surprises!
Blond?!
No surprise she has good taste.
Ai
👀
She definitely hits your warm eyed brunette type.
Threads thread: thriller_instinct 3d Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here - 254 Q 3.1K G 28 746 corporateash 18h ••• My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you. 852 Q62 G6 72
“I have usernames older than you.”.
Holy shit
Gollum truly is immortal.
My bf was confused when she showed up: "wait, is that the comedian?"
Lorne was right for once, she didn't need SNL to have a good career.
Snicks Productions already has a production bumper. @cmr2.bsky.social @morganruble.bsky.social @roni1133.bsky.social
It's National Dude Day. Take a famous quote and Dude it up.
Saw the preview for Tuner w/ Woodall the other day. and his Rachel Weisz show starts today(? Vladimir) I think. Boy has an interesting career so far.
🫂
Michaela Watkins was delightfully evil on The Night Agent this season.
And DST time change on Sunday already!
So now we can officially say that tonight is our last reg episode of The Last Drive-In. The series ends tonight, but we have 4 more holiday specials coming your way throughout this year. Thank you infinitely much to everyone who’s been on this insane journey w us. 🙏 🖤🖤
I haven't watched because we usually are out on Fridays, and no longer have Shudder/AMC. But it's a big loss. Joe Bob got me through high school and college Saturday nights.
Holiday specials coming per Darcy
Or a Sausage Slam @cmr2.bsky.social @morganruble.bsky.social
Important fossilized butthole news
www.scientificamerican.com/article/see-...
I'm getting the new duet album from @brightlightx2.bsky.social and the new single from @chaingangof1974.bsky.social.
