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Philip and Rollie

@ripperelse

44 year old stay at home cat dad. Disabled. Adores almost everyone and I have a playful nature. Aggie was a badass who survived fires unscathed. Passed on August 2023. Rollie is new family, a curious and ridiculous fellow, 5 yo. Chinga la migra.

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Rollie says he's only willing to declare a truce in exchange for three tubs of cream cheems.

06.03.2026 11:58 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

He had crazy man zoomies and knocked over a big metal trashcan! and then he wanted lots of pets.

I think he's too powerful, Smilla. I need a council of wizards to protect me.

06.03.2026 11:52 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

They do!

06.03.2026 08:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Rollie declared war. He was under the bed and when i put my foot on the floor he took it as a grave territorial affront and launched a full strike. I do not think i am likely to return. Witnesses claim there were bunny kicks involved.

06.03.2026 08:20 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

this is dirty talk to me

06.03.2026 06:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You didn't trespace on hellocobber shelve, hellocobber shelve trespaced on us!

06.03.2026 06:37 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm pretty sure molting involves way more itching.

06.03.2026 06:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm just some random guy so I don't know how to answer with a specific jargon etc.

06.03.2026 06:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Secondly, in a more US political context, I think we're returning to baseline from a strange period in which (I believe due to anti nazi war propaganda) we thought of ourselves in a very different way than typical. I think this is the normal pre-WW2 America of native genocide and apartheid.

06.03.2026 06:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Two answers.

First, in broad strokes, we always use a very narrow band of public history in the US and I believe we always have. We're informed by this slice but it's extremely particular. Irving telling everyone Columbus proved the world was round comes to mind.

06.03.2026 06:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

There was not. Literally none.

06.03.2026 06:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lol πŸ˜†

05.03.2026 19:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

precious treasure

05.03.2026 09:11 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My only enemies are 3 and 6. The grippy is an afront to all that is good (to my personal fingies) and the felt tip is a disaster in the making)

05.03.2026 09:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am what I am. LOL

05.03.2026 09:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm against it too except when ca'ats want it.

05.03.2026 09:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

7 and 1, depending on the task

05.03.2026 06:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

what why? dey have to sit on death row for 20 years is no big deal

05.03.2026 06:25 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

thank you kindly

05.03.2026 05:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i love fig. can fig marry me?

05.03.2026 01:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh and yes, this is really a message from my actual medical place. Not a scam. Just ... please tell me I'm not insane and that this is not actionable information?

05.03.2026 01:11 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah.

05.03.2026 01:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Or is this insufficient information? I googled labcore to know what it is. But it doesn't tell me where to go or wtf is going on.

05.03.2026 01:10 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'd like a second/third/fourth opinion on the following. Phone message from a doctor place "We have sent in labcore. You need to fast 8 hours. Thank you."

To me this is nonsensical as a message because it does not tell me where to go or when. It just tells me not to eat. Am I insane?

05.03.2026 01:10 πŸ‘ 40 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 1
An extremely guilty looking black and white kitten stares at the camera with large incredulous eyes, while one paw holds a small sparkly cat toy off to the side.

An extremely guilty looking black and white kitten stares at the camera with large incredulous eyes, while one paw holds a small sparkly cat toy off to the side.

Me: Fig, did you steal your sister's favorite sparkleball?

Fig: πŸ‘€

04.03.2026 13:02 πŸ‘ 278 πŸ” 43 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

I also hope im wrong.

04.03.2026 22:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lol i meant fib

04.03.2026 22:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Im not sure approval for anything ever goes much lower than 27% but I'd be happy if war did

04.03.2026 22:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

!! I love baby !!

04.03.2026 22:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

🐾at least five humned!🐾

04.03.2026 13:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0