Dr. Skulls hates ICE

The Linux cult keeps showing up at my door to “talk about the good news”. They are really polite though.

I’m not taking movie advice from people who went to see the genocide support slasher.

The Bride! Might be terrible but I’m seeing it on Sunday anyway.

Be.

Our

I spit my goddamn water out, this was so good.

Lucky!!

Napping in a sunbeam is peak.

I want to be a large, reclusive beast creature with a castle. I think I have an idea that’s crazy enough to work.

Look, if you had a duster AND a cool Dragonball shirt, you’d also repeat outfits.

I bet if she could show emotions she’d look so sad.

You might say “that dog won’t hunt”

Right. “Friend”.

We have therapists who own these and we work in the community. Meta glasses are gross. I told the interns that I would fire them on the spot if I caught them wearing them during work hours.

Sorry but privacy beats silly toys.

(And I’m the *pro* technology guy)

That’s like celebrating water for being wet.

bluesky is an echo chamber where you learn about alf's dick. twitter is an echo chamber where you learn to say stuff like "actually it's called ephebophilia"

If it helps I stopped billing a long time ago.

Also. Beaver trap.

[therapist talking to gym bro] taking out your frustrations on your hamstrings is only gonna be a pain in the ass.

BUT HOW WILL I HYDRATE EFFICIENTLY?!

✨no✨

It’s fun to rile up guys this stupid and then just mute them.

We also could build a mech that jerks off gorillas. It doesn’t mean it’s probable in any real way. And the technology to make it efficient and useful doesn’t currently exist.

I mean, technically a wormhole COULD open up above your house and drop an elephant on the roof.

Probability is low. Much like AI being as strong as you think it will be with current power, scale, and programming limitations.

But I’m sure you’re a wiz on your discord server.

I never said it was, but this was a weird jump. I think you skipped a line in your trolling script. Wanna run it back?

They don’t. But I like the appealing to hypotheticals.

IQ is an arithmetic mean. So it could just be his patience for idiots that’s bringing him down.

My favorite thing about someone not knowing what they are talking about is how much heavy lifting they let words like “probably” do.

I assume he asked ChatGPT to be wrong but also confident sounding on Bluesky. Frankly it’s doing a good job.

Just one to diagnose. Any more is redundant and AI can’t diagnose since it’s not a flow chart.

I assume you’re trying to get a rise but you should really learn more about AI before trying.

Oh it won’t be in my life time. We’ll have a slight scare for a year or so until computer science catches up to the fact that linear learning models have been outdated as intelligence models since the 70s.

I assume a bunch of tech bros will compete suicide first thanks to AI, which is a bummer.

I bet they are the kind of person that both demands and rolls their eyes and a land acknowledgement