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@londonregular

European/antipodean. Anti-Brexit, anti-MAGA. Never say no to πŸ• or πŸ§„ or 🍷

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This...

07.03.2026 19:10 πŸ‘ 498 πŸ” 160 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 9
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β€œDear Diary,
Super excited to say that I’ll be serving my Clacton constituents today by flying to Mar-a-Lago to meet Donald Trump and to undermine the UK government. God I love being a patriot!”

06.03.2026 15:25 πŸ‘ 874 πŸ” 250 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 7
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05.03.2026 23:23 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

So far the war in Iran has cost an estimated $5.5 billion.

That's roughly $1 billion per day.

$41,666,667 per hour.

$11,574 per second.

People do not want this.

They want a living wage. They want healthcare. They want to be able to afford a home. They want their basic needs met.

05.03.2026 17:31 πŸ‘ 18743 πŸ” 7306 πŸ’¬ 794 πŸ“Œ 414
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Most Reform members believe non-white UK citizens born abroad should be forced or encouraged to leave, poll finds Nigel Farage’s attempts to appeal to centre-ground voters may cause tension in his party, according to Hope Not Hate

More than half of Reform UK members believe non-white British citizens born abroad should be deported or encouraged to leave.

No different to the old BNP or National Front voters.

www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

03.03.2026 22:51 πŸ‘ 1020 πŸ” 312 πŸ’¬ 102 πŸ“Œ 22
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I must apologise for Richard Stupid Tice not understanding that no gas or oil is β€˜our own’ because Maggie Thatcher sold it off, so it is all sold by private companies on the global market. Norway did not sell theirs off and now have a sovereign wealth fund of Β£1.6trillion.

03.03.2026 20:06 πŸ‘ 1025 πŸ” 304 πŸ’¬ 34 πŸ“Œ 8
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Greens overtake Labour in sensational poll The Greens have polled higher than Labour in the latest poll by YouGov, which puts them only two points off Reform UK and five ahead of the governing party.

"Of those who voted Labour [in 2024], just 37% would vote Labour again".
Read that again to absorb the full, astonishing weight of what it means.
Starmer, Reeves and co have burnt their house down.
news.sky.com/story/greens...

03.03.2026 07:25 πŸ‘ 1824 πŸ” 582 πŸ’¬ 113 πŸ“Œ 51

That one person can drag us into a war without consulting or even notifying Congress, or our allies, or fully explaining to the American people why this is necessary, is absolutely bonkers.

Reminder that Congress has the power to stop this.

02.03.2026 21:01 πŸ‘ 18495 πŸ” 5426 πŸ’¬ 1128 πŸ“Œ 319
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See a pattern here?

02.03.2026 02:13 πŸ‘ 9489 πŸ” 3848 πŸ’¬ 513 πŸ“Œ 183
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UK will allow US to use bases to strike Iranian missile sites, says Starmer The prime minister says it remains the case that the UK will

*Puts head in hands*

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

01.03.2026 22:12 πŸ‘ 772 πŸ” 103 πŸ’¬ 136 πŸ“Œ 30
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🎯🎯

01.03.2026 17:14 πŸ‘ 8412 πŸ” 2492 πŸ’¬ 178 πŸ“Œ 99
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Don't be one of those people who doesn't read to the end.

01.03.2026 20:51 πŸ‘ 133 πŸ” 44 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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01.03.2026 11:35 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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BREAKING β€” 51 Iranian children are dead after a strike hits Minab girls elementary school in Iran.

28.02.2026 12:33 πŸ‘ 3121 πŸ” 2018 πŸ’¬ 161 πŸ“Œ 745

Well hello 😍😍😍

27.02.2026 22:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This. What was the point of giving Labour a massive mandate to fix 14 years of Tory austerity (while at the same time they siphoned off the £££ to their mates).

What Labour should be doing is spending … making things better … even simple things like getting potholes fixed. Increase the debt.

27.02.2026 22:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Of all Presidementia's prior State-of-the-Unions I've not watched in the past, tonight's State-of-the-Union is the State-of-the-Union I'm not watching the most. 🍊🚫

24.02.2026 19:19 πŸ‘ 33668 πŸ” 4867 πŸ’¬ 2217 πŸ“Œ 501
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What does it mean?

23.02.2026 01:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Why is it so hard for someone to choose whether to be an asshole or not? Why do so many choose the former? How hard is it to β€œlove thy neighbour*”? (* uk spelling of some cult, but favourite cult of these assholes)

23.02.2026 00:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You’re so innocent. Food is for the restaurant.

23.02.2026 00:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You were in Europe. πŸ₯‚ is important. As is empathy.

22.02.2026 22:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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22.02.2026 17:56 πŸ‘ 12592 πŸ” 3033 πŸ’¬ 178 πŸ“Œ 106
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New Jersey has proposed the F.U.C.K.I.C.E Act. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/21/n...

22.02.2026 19:46 πŸ‘ 23099 πŸ” 6595 πŸ’¬ 642 πŸ“Œ 653
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We are the laughingstock of the world because of our moronic and psychotic president. Deservedly so.

22.02.2026 12:40 πŸ‘ 24363 πŸ” 7827 πŸ’¬ 1445 πŸ“Œ 650

They’re killing people in the concentration camps. The kids they’re not killing are going through some of the worst trauma humanly imaginable.

This is what’s happening outside the people we’ve seen murdered in broad daylight. Lock the fuck in, people.

22.02.2026 03:23 πŸ‘ 1127 πŸ” 362 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 5

*This *Is *Amazing!
Your prescience impresses me.

21.02.2026 20:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I first noticed Lady Becky (just a baroness at the time) by such sentiments (against 45). I stayed for the intelligence and wit, and her huge hat (btw haven’t seen it since πŸ˜₯ but I have a great memory, the best). She keeps doing these things. And then thirsting. Hubs is a very lucky guy. Come to πŸ‡¨πŸ‡­!

21.02.2026 20:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I recently ditched Waze, after using it for years (and doing a lot of map updates). Mostly because of the owner, and privacy concerns. Take a look at Organic Maps which has improved dramatically since I last looked at it

21.02.2026 18:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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We are the laughing stock of the world.

17.02.2026 05:20 πŸ‘ 14773 πŸ” 5590 πŸ’¬ 870 πŸ“Œ 423
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It’s time to flood our feeds and celebrate Presidents Day by honoring this amazing man right here.

16.02.2026 04:00 πŸ‘ 44 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2