little lamb

Neologisms and black tar ruined my life

Three paintings of guys

I’m always watching different CEOs eat various stuff. You guys are neophytes

one or two figures with orange rectangle, 2026

Nice

If the Wendy’s twitter account ever sassed me I would launch three nuclear weapons: one at the Taiwan strait, one at the India Pakistan border and one at Vermont in a sly wink to my roots

What color

I barely remember life before the quora emails. The smell of mother’s perfume in the summer dusk. The arrhythmic rattle of fathers chains as he took out the bins

Prosper after 51% replaced. My guess

Updoot for ingenuity but do not form the weapon

Talmudic scholar here. Do not form the weapon

What about weapons formed against someone else and then repurposed after their formation to be against you, how would those prosper

I’m like Rodney dangerfield chasing respect. I wouldn’t know what to do if I caught it

I don’t want to say the Overton window has moved right but my new washing machine whistles Dixie when it’s done washing my clothes. ‘Ey! I get no respect

I don’t want to get political but I would do anything for a lady that looks like Kristi noem to shoot me in the head like a dog

I would be way better than a dog at finding dead bodies. You just have to look for these rocks with words on them. There’s little fields of them all over the place

Kristi Noem knows where the bodies are buried. Well she knows the general vicinity at least. If only there were some reliable way to sniff them out

It’s 2006. Tuesday night means dad’s house. Heat isn’t working so you do your homework under the covers. You turn on the tv. Boston Legal is on one of the four channels you get. You’ll never have it this good again.

SCOOP: Hegseth to remove black-owned chip company from pentagon’s official list of approved hot chip challenge vendors

Do you hate killing dogs and immigrants or do you just hate women

Bram Stoker’s Little Man

Bram Stoker’s White Chicks

Where to start….

Next dhs secretary just going to have killed something even worse than dog. Great ape.

(Norm Macdonald weekend uodate) well it is finally official, dog murder is now illegal in the state of federal government

When a man kills a dog it’s ‘self defense’ but when a woman kills a dog it’s ‘bad optics.’ I get it.

Would you guys be celebrating this way if it was a male dog killer who got fired? I don’t think so

Jokes are a defense mechanism like a gun or a bad smell

Yeah, this was for sure one of those mediafire blogspot albums for me

Hey man, good news Boogie shoes is originally by kc and the sunshine band Alex chilton is off the hook Delivered