mollz

tonight!!

pet store canid was ai, this world sucks

i will obviously not be posting images but imagine a cheerful pink dumpling stomping around like a squishy tiny kaiju

my baby niece took her first steps!!

"i've been training my whole life for this" but it’s singing "you's a ho" to the tune of "let it go"

i would watch this movie

ok this is so cute though

did anyone ever go to space camp or was it some kind of scam

he grew up in an artists' colony, like he knows what he's talking about in terms of what the general public does on their saturday nights

the apartment we lived in before we moved into our house had radiators like this. single degree temps outside with the windows open was so incredible, i miss it so much

we were at a party a couple months ago and one of the kids was eating a little mandarin orange and she was "i have to leave this room, it's smelly"

you know what's fucking wild? r hates citrus, especially oranges. the smell makes her angry?! i've never experienced anyone with this opinion before

that's cromwell, this is his town

this is absolutely true

i'm not sure! her default is pink but sometimes she surprises me. i'm not gonna show her the pic tho bc we're not planning on buying her one until school is out, don't wanna get her hyped only to have to wait months

pizza is short for "piece of"

they didn't give up partying for lent!!

product image for the schwinn elm bike for children. it is turquoise and purple.

@talkinghat.bsky.social i'm doing bike shopping reconnaissance for r, and this one screamed your name

the trolls are the villains!!

this is how real new yorkers eat pizza

gross

*12 years late* it's such a damn shame that frozen is such a wet fart of a movie when "let it go" is an all-time banger

these are related thoughts bc i had to go by several of them

i had to go to the doctor today (i'm fine) and you know, cincinnati os the place to visit if you love a good retaining wall

i now have more followers on here than i did after like 15 years on twitter

i'm so sorry, thinking of you

sending maximum sleepy vibes

it's 75° here, everyone (birds) is out and loud and having a wonderful time

HEY HEY HEY GUESS WHAT HEY HEY HEY YOU GUYS HEY HEY

watching r get her shots as a baby especially made me feel like a monster. there were absolutely shades of "i'm hurting you for your own good" that will echo significantly for victims of abuse. but you have to push through your shit for the long game which is unfortunately very hard for some parents