Christian!

Unfortunately the Blues are suddenly unstoppable now. It won’t be enough to get into the playoffs, but it will be enough to fuck up their draft position

There’s a lot to be worried about but no, she did not say there may be a draft

Joe Burrow out here living the millennial boy dream

He’s the actor equivalent of Shaq “check cleared”

Church/Fermin/Pages/Pozo is a real top of the lineup for the sickos

Monfort, at a meeting with his top baseball lieutenants: “any of youse guys heard about these analytics they keep talking about?”

Holden Bloodfeast is horny AF

Perfect, it can handle my health needs

Sigh. “A lot of boys like girls. Some boys like boys. Some girls like girls” boom, done. It’s that easy, unless you’re a bigoted asshole projected that onto your children

“Imposing obstacles” an entire state apparatus focused solely on not allowing it to happen by any means necessary. “Oops we had to throw out a few million votes.” “Oops we had to close polling places in heavily democratic areas and the site that redirects voters crashed”
And so on

Hope you all left out milk and cookies for women last night

bsky.app/profile/jack...

I’m interested

I feel like as a society we've moved past the need for a ken rosenthal 🤷‍♀️

well ... um...

That’s enough about John Fetterman

“We invested $7 billion into this”

One of the hall of fame skeets

Me, lib normie: having a Nazi tattoo and getting kicked out of the Marines because of it and going to work for Erik Prince’s mercenary army where they don’t care about white supremacist insignia because you just like killing people, that’s bad actually.

You, my leftie superior: lol shitlib

Kyle Leahy wants absolutely no part of talking to Brad Thompson

Blocking doomer accounts on sight at this point. Shits bleak, I get it, but doomerism only works to their advantage

These are the same people that will mercilessly mock anyone that acts “childish”

Correct

“Anyone else notice things are a lot more complicated as an adult than when we were kids?”

Mets spring training hats are elite

We still have this you fuckin dorks lol

“I know I’ll get rich with this scheme, and quick!”

The three genders

A sign on a vending machine that says “the light inside has broken but I still work”

welcome to bluesky, here is your copy of the communist manifesto and a complete world baseball classic schedule for some reason