my 12 week old baby 8 times a day:
10.03.2026 09:16
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my 12 week old baby 8 times a day:
no!!! no!!!
just reminded of the fact that when i was a kid i hated animalia by graeme base because i assumed there was some far deeper meaning than a few hidden images so i got really frustrated trying to figure it out
what would a neighbourhood be without u
expecting tyra banks to grovel and apologise for top model is so funny
emily: when you stopped in goulburn did you see a big sheep?
theo: … … no
the queensland writer’s festival greets attendees
two mummies are the best ☺️
the secret is keeping it in your pockets
phonics parent: let’s go to big wuh
i had 4 different types of cheese but that’s cool too
malatang and dessert is king shit
nothing like the feeling of razor sharp baby toenails scraping across your boob
if they were really committed they would’ve learned
as i am already quite familiar with Gay, i was a little disappointed that the gay hockey show didn’t teach me a bit more about hockey
my “i am not breastfeeding the grinch” t-shirt people asking a lot of questions already answered by the shirt
mouse ass dinner 🫵😂
congrats
good things….
do you write about me
me with my 3 week old baby: i want another baby
postpartum camera roll:
- baby
- baby
- baby
- baby
- blood clot of size that needs to be documented just in case
- baby
- baby
- baby
- enormous clexane bruise
- enormous clexane needle
- baby
- baby
been a mother for less than 2 days and i already feel like it’s insanely inadequate that humans only have two arms
the lesbian version of twink death is dink death bc lesbians be having babies
it’s always a mixed bag bc you never actually like them all. talking shit about the ones you don’t like with the ones you do like can make it enjoyable
told the doula yesterday that i plan to go to my mind palace in early labour and she loved it so much she wrote it down in her notebook
he will never go from miser to merry 🫵
so what? you don’t love that for him?
it’s Baby Month
