You. Are. A. Liar. Kei Uehara
You. Are. A. Liar. Kei Uehara
so THATS what im missing from my "trapping people in windowless rooms and playing Neutral Milk Hotel chord progressions at them" sessions
crazy how i waited exactly long enough to learn how to play guitar for it to not be sexy anymore. now its all about DAWs. the second i finally crack the code on FL Studio everybodys gonna be fuckin the Triangle guy instead
Wow I should have gotten at least a nomination for a nobel peace prize for this post
anyway im thinking of making Skip a chaser
looking at other webcomic artists was a bad move cuz it has made me realize how i am just doing the same exact thing and it doesnt feel like there is too much for improvement, ergo why all my art will just turn into awkward therapy instead
hey man new comic later today probably im just arbitrarily blowing one of my feet off with a shotgun first brb
is this why they are flying flags half mast in my state
if ur in toronto and u need hrt injection kits hmu
A text box reads, "I've heard that red tornadoes are mean and white tornadoes are kind!"
Bomberman Hero (N64, 1998)
aunt fritzi
idr if i ever posted this here but sam and max was mentioned so i post it now
A mock movie poster displaying two young anthro girls wearing sunday school uniforms standing with weapons in from of a wall of text repeating "SUNDAY SCHOOL STUDENTS SLAYING UNDEAD TEACHERS". On the left is a brown bunny girl brandishing an aluminum baseball bat. She wears a blue pullover sweater, a blue and white tartan skirt, and white knee socks. Beside her is a shorter red fox girl holding a knife down to her side, wearing the same skirt, a light blue button up with a wrinkled long tie and white leg warmers. In the background, a male zombie teacher with a ripped button up shirt and cat ears stands in front of a chalkboard with the name "Mr. Smith" at the top. He holds a piece of chalk, writing underneath his name "ATE MY DAD'S BRAINS!" A tagline below him reads "School's out forever. This fall, the least of your worries is more than a pop quiz." A rating sticker of three out of four screaming cartoon faces sits at the top left of the poster.
SUNDAY SCHOOL STUDENTS SLAYING UNDEAD TEACHERS
I Flunked My College Entrance Exams, And Now I'm Freeloading Pathetically Off Of My Aunt And Uncle. But My Uncle's Always Busy With Work, Leaving Her Horny And Frustrated. When She Found Out About My Porn Hobby, She Demanded To Watch It With Me! Her Pussy Started Gushing And She Jumped Right On My D
The official video for the debut single LACE off my upcoming album is out NEOWW!!!! π₯° animated by me, music by me with additional production by @lexfeathers.ca
Can I Come to This Side?
SKIP... the Famous Dog. black and white comic panel 1: an anthro dog is chatting to an anthro horse whose snout is all we see in frame, both characters are in the foreground of the shot. the dog, with dreadlocks and tanktop, is cheerfully saying: "Yeah, Skip really acts like a child sometimes, just totally peter-panning it thru life..." Skip, who is in the background, notices and turns his head. black background void surrounding the characters. panel 2: Skip is approaching the dog and says: "H-hey! I'll have you know I-I'm VERY mature!" with a determined grin on his face, his finger pointing up. The other characters are turned and looking at him. panel 3: the shot is now only of Skip, who's eyes are closed, head upturned slightly, with his hand placed lightly on his chest. he says: "I h-happen to be FILLED with regrets." black background. panel 4: the dog is now in the forefront again, their head turned back slightly towards the viewer, rolling their eyes up and away from Skip. Skip is holding his hands up, a gormless happy expression on his face, as if to say "I'm tellin ya!" he says: "There's nothing more adult than that!"
Skip... the Famous Dog. 3/5-6/2026. I started it yesterday but finished it today... oop
Skip... the Famous Dog 2 panel, black and white comic. Two anthro dogs look at a store window. In the window is a mannequin wearing a wig and a dress. Next to the mannequin is Skip, who is wearing a latex bodysuit that covers his entire body, face included, except for his feet. His arms are bound behind his back by belts, and another set of belts hold his legs together. His trademark scarf is draped around and dangling from his neck. He is shivering a bit. One of the anthro dogs in the street turns to the other and says: "Golly, Did his credit card decline or somethin'?" Panel 2: Skip is now squirming noticeably, and little cartoon beads of sweat are jumping off his head. The second dog turns to the one who just spoke and says: "No, the author decided the last comic was too chaste." The first dog then falls over, her feet sticking up, and a cloud of confusion/ouchie time poofs up from where she fell. A speech bubble from someone offscreen, presumably from inside the store, shouts out: "HEY! No Squirming!"
Skip... the Famous Dog 3/4/2026
Skip... the Famous Dog. single panel comic. Skip, an anthro jack russell who wears a scarf, sweater, plaid pants, and gay little shoes, is cycling down a sidewalk with a helmet on. attached to that helmet is a large sign that reads "Am I the only person who doesn't watch Dropout?" He looks bored, annoyed, over it. He is riding past a house, and from the window of the house, a poodle girl and a golden retriever guy in a striped, sleeveless shirt are watching him. The Golden Retriever says "He's gone off the deep end."
Skip... the Famous Dog 3/3/2026
Skip... the Famous Dog. single panel comic, ovular border. an anthropomorphic, short eared, short haired dog wearing a sweater, striped scarf, plaid pants, and plain shoes, raises his hands to his face and looks on with innocent surprise at a floating dark orb. they are both on a sidewalk by a street. the captain beneath the image says: "Skip was too excited by The Orb to realize he was giving off crazy camel toe."
Skip... the Famous Dog 3/2/2026
1 panel comic. SKIP... the Famous Dog Skip is holding a large polaroid photo of Skip lying on his upper back and his lower back up in the air against a wall, his legs dangling. he is smiling and looking nervous. there is a hose connected to a funnel sticking out of his exposed butt. the person holding the hose is also holding a large bottle of alcohol and saying "dude rerember to wash your hands after" written on the polaroid, beneath the aftual photo, are the words "Graduation butt chug 2008" and also the words "reremer your hands!!! xoxo" beneath the comic panel, it says "I rebebered..."
Skip, the Famous Dog 3/1/26
4 panel comic panel 1: 2 anthro dogs in a pine forest clearing, sititng on logs around a fire, a cooler and beer bottles nearby. a dog on the foreground says: "hey if-" the other dog, smoking a cigarette, interrupts and asks "yeah?" the first dog continues, "hey if One Battle After Another was about anal sex itw ould be called" panel 2: a wolf like creature, presumably in the distance, steps on a twig with a loud SNAP panel 3: the dog who was talking the most in the first panel turns around to look, an expression of extreme anxiousness on his face, surrounded by sharp lines. panel 4: the perspective is now of the wolf, stark and white against a pitch black background. it is watching the dogs through a small opening in the dark foliage. the one dog continues: "it would be called One Butthole After Another"
Skip, the Famous Dog
Lick Up the Butter, You Dog! (3)
SKIP... the Famous Dog. black and white comic panel 1: an anthro dog is chatting to an anthro horse whose snout is all we see in frame, both characters are in the foreground of the shot. the dog, with dreadlocks and tanktop, is cheerfully saying: "Yeah, Skip really acts like a child sometimes, just totally peter-panning it thru life..." Skip, who is in the background, notices and turns his head. black background void surrounding the characters. panel 2: Skip is approaching the dog and says: "H-hey! I'll have you know I-I'm VERY mature!" with a determined grin on his face, his finger pointing up. The other characters are turned and looking at him. panel 3: the shot is now only of Skip, who's eyes are closed, head upturned slightly, with his hand placed lightly on his chest. he says: "I h-happen to be FILLED with regrets." black background. panel 4: the dog is now in the forefront again, their head turned back slightly towards the viewer, rolling their eyes up and away from Skip. Skip is holding his hands up, a gormless happy expression on his face, as if to say "I'm tellin ya!" he says: "There's nothing more adult than that!"
Skip... the Famous Dog. 3/5-6/2026. I started it yesterday but finished it today... oop
The all your base are belong to us meme from zero wing but it says There's too much fucking shit on me. I can't breathe.
4 dimensional Power Cat coming up
Watching TNG with original commercials is the only way to watch, TBH.
Hate asking but im still waiting on unemployment to get back to me on whether I qualify or not so I would really appreciate any Gas or Food money at all I am quite broke.