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Matty McP

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Nice to see Albo taking a break from licking the boot to insert himself into a moment at the footy

13.03.2026 11:25 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I need it

13.03.2026 10:06 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Is this a push button pod machine!?

Not even real coffee. Performative ass muthafuckers….

12.03.2026 02:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

seems to be confirmation that we did in fact hit a school

28.02.2026 20:58 👍 1209 🔁 247 💬 39 📌 6

What

And I mean this, sincerely.

THE FUCK !?

25.02.2026 05:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Uncomfortable writers doing vertical video And a poorly predicted ladder

This week's newsletter is early because there's a lot of news

www.maroonobserver.com/p/uncomforta...

24.02.2026 07:47 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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Tell it to the Chinese, Pete Always be tinkering

Newnewsletter 🚨

www.maroonobserver.com/p/tell-it-to...

18.02.2026 06:36 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 1
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PREVIEW: 2026 Welcome to the Phin Review

Always thought it was weird the price of France was called «the dolphin». Of all the animals...

www.maroonobserver.com/p/preview-20...

16.02.2026 09:24 👍 4 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 1
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PREVIEW: 2026 Gold Coast Titans [an even longer, more exasperated sigh]

"some read like the kind of people you’d want on the board of your football club... and others are Matthew Johns"

www.maroonobserver.com/p/preview-20...

14.02.2026 07:22 👍 5 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
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The one stat that will define your team's NRL chances in 2026 With the preseason challenge well underway and the season-opening matches in Las Vegas on the horizon, find out the key numbers that will make or break your team's NRL chances for 2026.

Went back to an old gimmick - on The Other Website they used to call me Random Footy Facts www.abc.net.au/news/2026-02...

14.02.2026 06:10 👍 6 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

Man I'm so goddamn sick of ai. "Wahhh you can't have a reasonable conversation about ai on here," yeah maybe be mad about the two year parade of scam artists and financial charlatans and environmental ruiners who have radicalized everyone against the spell check that agrees with you

12.02.2026 02:45 👍 6538 🔁 1481 💬 72 📌 78

which time, bro? Its been "liberated" from its actual people many many fucken times. You're just the latest colonial power.

11.02.2026 02:23 👍 7 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

Then do something about it you fucking cuck.

25.01.2026 07:19 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
I Am An AI Hater I am an AI hater. This is considered rude, but I do not care, because I am a hater.

anthonymoser.github.io/writing/ai/h...

09.01.2026 08:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Or a spot in the test team

07.01.2026 01:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Don’t use slop as content @kayosports.bsky.social

07.01.2026 01:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is all Cam Greens fault

05.12.2025 10:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“A packed crowd of dedicated fans”

There was like 4 people, wasn’t there?

02.12.2025 20:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I've seen this man:
-In a Cowboys shirt at a by-election candidate press conference
-Turn up to half time of a Dolphins game on Queensland Day
-Front the Broncos premiership celebrations at Suncorp

Not seen a single skerrick of Titans on him. The Premier. Who reps a GC seat. No Titans.

01.12.2025 03:17 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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22.11.2025 09:31 👍 152 🔁 43 💬 1 📌 2

Australia will win by 8 wickets or something

22.11.2025 07:03 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0

Maybe the poms we’re right. If beating them 9 wickets in 2 days because they play the stupidest cricket you have ever seen then sign me up

22.11.2025 09:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Out here playing normal cricket shots and being successful. Who does he think he is?

22.11.2025 08:45 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Kash Patel wears a camo polo shirt with a trucker cap and mid-brown pants inside a gym.

Kash Patel wears a camo polo shirt with a trucker cap and mid-brown pants inside a gym.

menswear writer here 👋 camo will not hide you inside a gym

08.11.2025 23:26 👍 8556 🔁 722 💬 352 📌 333

their plainly stated goal is to starve forty million people until they get what they want, which is to rip health care away from millions more

that this is too monstrous for most news organizations to tell the truth about does not change the facts

02.11.2025 19:53 👍 3994 🔁 1826 💬 26 📌 30

This bootlicking is fucking embarrassing

02.11.2025 20:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"continues to hold"

Israel have been shooting and bombing the entire time. Fuck off you lickspittle cunts.

02.11.2025 20:40 👍 13 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

Bowl a yorker Starc god dammit.

23.10.2025 07:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The NRL will never be truly successful until they paint the damn in goals on grand final day again

05.10.2025 04:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I am going to develop an AI Manson family to murder that AI actress

03.10.2025 07:47 👍 21 🔁 8 💬 1 📌 0