Brian C

War torn Chicago

Theater!!

Drag!

Look at all these balloons!

Unpopular Pete Hegseth Forced To Drink Lunch Alone WASHINGTON—Looking around with despair as he searched for an open seat in the Pentagon cafeteria, U.S. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth was reportedly forced to drink his lunch alone Wednesday.  According to witnesses, the 44-year-old former Fox News host wandered through the lunchroom and took slow, deliberate steps past tables filled with jovial military officers […]

“I was really hoping to be able to hang out with all my awesome friends at the Department of Defense today, but there was only one seat left, and they told me they were saving it for someone else.” said Pete Hegseth theonion.com/unpopul...

My reaction when people act surprised that a weekend Fox News host isn’t qualified to run the Pentagon.

‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory EAST HANOVER, NJ—As part of the health secretary’s highly publicized pledge to determine the cause of the disorder in the next five months, a wild-eyed Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reportedly shouted “Show me where autism is made!” Thursday while storming the Sour Patch Kid factory. “Attention Sour Patch Factory people: Give me the autism and no […]

‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory theonion.com/show-me...

This is why I'm not too worried about AI yet.

Sauber is ahead of Ferrari in the championship. Silly season is starting early #F1

2 rookies down, 4 to go #f1

Thank you for actually fighting for us.

What fight? You have given into a bully the first chance you got. I have voted for you many times, but never again. Resign.

I am done with @durbin.senate.gov you will never get my vote again. At least @duckworth.senate.gov has done the bare minimum.

I voted against more chaos.

I voted against more cuts.

I voted against giving a wannabe king and an unelected billionaire even more power to hurt middle-class Americans.

I serve Illinoisans. Republicans made it clear they serve Donald Trump.

Went out on a school night for Boys Go To Jupiter

The Onion Magazine: Acts Of Profound And Unspeakable Evil Get A Bad Rap: Do They Really Deserve It?

The Onion Magazine:

Acts Of Profound And Unspeakable Evil Get A Bad Rap: Do They Really Deserve It?

Donald Trump is lying to you.

Paddington 3 is fun, it's not perfect like Paddington 2, but still good

the Hey Little Man How's It Going comic, but it's just the contiguous 48 states screaming endlessly

Finally did it, all Meta accounts are now deleted

WELP, Kingdom Come 2 does NOT have auto save, just learned that the hard way

The headlights on new cars are TOO BRIGHT *grumbles in old man*

An important announcement from the Governor of Illinois.

Elon Musk is a terrible president.

It’s important to know that a lot of productive activity is happening in person and offline, too.

Not all of it can be broadcast online, but we’ve had hundreds of people showing up to our trainings, mobilizations, and more.

Keep going. Tyranny is eroded by a sea of small acts. Everything matters.

Morning routine goes like:

I brew my little coffee.
I appreciate the bird song.
I sit in untethered rage about the state of the world.

Let Denmark cook.

Coffee tariffs are a great excuse for Panera to bring back the cardiac arrest lemonade tho

Important! My dog. He sleeps a lot.