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@wokkarokka

I'm not short, I'm built close to the ground for speed and maneuverability. PDX, OR

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But also the guys.

13.03.2026 21:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I feel like a tactile exploratory investigation thing would help me figure this out.

13.03.2026 17:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why do you ask? Is there something you want me to do while I'm down here?

13.03.2026 16:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why no snow in Portland tho??

13.03.2026 16:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wasn't paying attention, I was distracted by the guy in the picture.

12.03.2026 17:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think there's a brief glimpse from a shower scene screencap from "Gone Girl".

12.03.2026 17:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's a very enjoyable image.

12.03.2026 17:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's a nice back arch. I like that back arch.

12.03.2026 17:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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12.03.2026 17:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm not sure why, but I read that as "little frogs in my phone".

๐Ÿธ

11.03.2026 22:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you were local, you could borrow mine.

11.03.2026 19:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It means that despite Mr. Batfleck having an impressively large dick, he's *also* a dick for getting into cinema AI, and Netfl!x is *also* a dick for wanting it.

11.03.2026 19:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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But which one do I go to??

11.03.2026 16:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

21 minutes, that's a decent sesh.

11.03.2026 16:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've been toying with the idea of buying a house here in Portland, and for $500,000, you can buy a house in the South Portland (John's Landing) neighborhood with a kitchen that has no cabinets or appliances. What a bargain!

10.03.2026 23:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's a nice back!

10.03.2026 19:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I guess I know what I'm listening to today.

10.03.2026 14:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I guess drinks are on you next time.

10.03.2026 14:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's far from a perfect milkshake, but I think I'm gonna have to stop by the Jack in the Box on the way home from work and get me a cloyingly sweet Oreo milkshake.

09.03.2026 23:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wonder if the front is as concealing as the back...

09.03.2026 21:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I forgot my glasses, so I'm gonna have to get all up close and personal like to read what that medal has to say, hope you don't mind.

09.03.2026 20:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One of the downsides of renting a house is I don't get entertaining neighborhood vistas like this. Maybe I *should* move back into an apartment....

09.03.2026 20:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 37 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm not completely opposed to the idea of venture capitalism from an, I don't know, "helps interesting ideas get their feet under them" sort of perspective, but it seems that the vast majority of venture capitalists are greedy-ass, morals-free vultures, so this change may not spark joy for me.

09.03.2026 20:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I would be *very* distracted if you wore those as spontaneous swim trunks.

09.03.2026 20:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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03.03.2026 17:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 233 ๐Ÿ” 66 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I wish I had sufficient time and opportunity to fully appreciate that as-.... I mean, this warm weather.

09.03.2026 17:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Buddy showers are among my most favorite kinds of showers!

09.03.2026 17:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A: Adorable!
B: I'm not sure at this point I could share a pillow with *anyone* due to my somnolent acts of contortionism.

09.03.2026 17:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wait a sec, you guys share the same pillow?

09.03.2026 15:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How dare you.

09.03.2026 14:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0