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Fake Utah Governor. Parody account. I am a fair-weather politician in tumultuous times. I have a smile, not a spine.

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05.03.2026 04:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A big thank you to Rep. Burgess Owens for his service. Whether he stays in Utah or remains on Trump's lap, I know he will never cease to fight against the woke culture of being informed, educated, and aware of social inequalities. #utpol

05.03.2026 03:25 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Friends, I can’t say whether we’ve started Armageddon or not, but I can say we finally have a rare leader in the White House with the strength and personal qualities necessary to usher in the second coming without getting distracted with the death of half the planet. #IranWar

04.03.2026 00:02 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Friends. Like you, I am monitoring the new Republican extracurricular war in the Middle East. While things may feel uncertain, please try to relax, focus on the present, and leave the worry that it’s going to get worse for tomorrow. #utpol

03.03.2026 01:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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27.02.2026 00:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Friends, recently Mike Lee posted that in his 16 yrs attending the State of the Union he’s never seen Republicans misbehave. Critics are calling him a hypocrite. I can assure you Mike wasn’t misbehaving during Biden’s 2023 SOTU address. This photo clearly shows him sneering, I mean sneezing. #utpol

26.02.2026 23:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I finally got around to watching the full State of the Unionβ€”mostly to see what the Republican midterm messaging will be. Minor quibble: I would have gone with something other than "lies."

25.02.2026 23:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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No, I don’t know why the β€œwho should drop out” conversation automatically assumes the woman or the black representative. Why do you ask? #utpol

25.02.2026 17:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Unfortunately, I won't be watching the State of the Union tonight due to a prior scheduling conflict. #StateOfTheUnion

25.02.2026 01:44 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I spoke to Senator Lee about his now-deleted post equating cartels to ICE. He said as a content creator he’s usually careful with his hot takes, but he was momentarily distracted by his senate job. He promised not to get distracted again. #utpol

24.02.2026 03:26 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Friends, President Trump is committed to help us secure up to $1 Billion in federal assistance to save the Great Salt Lake. Please be patient as we formulate our plans and identify which of our lobbyists, legislators, and friends should benefit from the money. #utpol #TheUtahWay

23.02.2026 22:36 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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With the CD1 matter settled, I’m told our four Republican Congress reps are in conversations about which of the remaining three right-leaning districts they’re going to file their candidacies in. #utpol

23.02.2026 22:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m beginning to wonder whether Utahns are not being very specific when praying about *where* we want blessings of moisture. #utpol

23.02.2026 22:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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My joint statement along with President Stuart Adams and House Speaker Mike Schulz regarding today's U.S. District Court ruling. #utpol

23.02.2026 21:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Hey friends, we Republicans are committed to saving the Great Salt Lake with the same grit we have applied to reducing the national debt, solving the affordability crisis, and replacing Obamacare with something better. #utpol

23.02.2026 20:53 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2
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I'm happy President Trump is now a champion of The Great Salt Lake. It wasn't easy to convince him, but I broke it down into concepts that he could understand. #utpol

22.02.2026 22:45 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Friends, our prayers are finally being answered. Why did it take so long? Idk, a lot is going on in the world right now: corruption, pedophilia, and outside of the White House there’s famine, cancer, Mike Lee, racism. God has a lot on His plate. #utpol

19.02.2026 23:00 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Friends, the Wasatch Front is experiencing moment of Blessings of Moisture. If you're driving today, please slow down, give yourself extra time, and treat snow removal crews like Republicans treat accountabilityβ€”avoid it. πŸ™ #utpol

18.02.2026 17:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Today Republicans celebrate all our US Presidents. Tomorrow we resume celebrating the greatest president in American history. #utpol #presidentsday

16.02.2026 23:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Hey friends, I feel impressed to remind everyone that not all Republicans listen to musicians who sing about having sex with 13-year-olds, but when the musician comes to town, we do like to have our pictures taken with them. #utpol

15.02.2026 21:06 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1
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I’m told I shouldn’t make any public statements regarding how many Prop 4 repeal signature packets will be turned in to Lt Gov Henderson by tomorrow, but I can say the current mood is... #utpol

15.02.2026 05:33 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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In Utah, Operation GigaWatt is the foundation to a future of steady energy to fulfill AI’s great potential. #utpol #BIGenergy

14.02.2026 21:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Cheeses. I DID not endorse higher costs for businesses or consumers. I just endorsed the guy who campaigned on doing so. #utpol

14.02.2026 00:05 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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BREAKING: UTAH NO LONGER HAS AN INVERSION PROBLEM

Thank you, President Trump, for your strong leadership in solving a persistent issue for Utah. #utpol

13.02.2026 04:13 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I feel so dumb all these years sweating over misspellings or sounding tone-deaf in my tweets when, according to @RepBurgessOwens, the bar I really needed to clear was accidentally posting racist videos. #utpol

06.02.2026 23:38 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I know many of you want us Republicans to respond to every outrageous thing President Trump says, but if we took time to respond to every racist things he says or posts we wouldn't have time to do our day jobs. #utpol

06.02.2026 18:40 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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Look, I've admitted I was wrong about Trump being able to unify America, but because of my endorsement, when I want to talk to the most overt racist president in modern US history, he takes my call. Now stop sending these to me. #utpol

06.02.2026 17:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Hey friends. I've been made aware that former Sen. Orrin Hatch's name has been found in the Epstein files. Even though Orrin's mouth is mentioned in connection to an "anus", I think we can all agree, Orrin is the true victim here. #utpol

06.02.2026 02:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Our Utah culture is built on helping our neighbors. And right our liberal neighbors need our help.

I invite all Republicans: the conservatives, the Mitt Romneys, the πŸ¦‡πŸ’© crazy, to pray for our liberals, who are stunned to find they are in agreement with Glenn Beck. Thank you. πŸ™ #utpol

05.02.2026 06:53 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Why this is being presented as a bad thing? How many times do we have to tell you we Republicans want "small government." At no point have we told you we want "good government." #utpol

05.02.2026 06:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0