Jaded Valkyr

whoever invented the .webp file format should be broken on the rack and i should get to watch

Pwehrto REEco....

Somewhere along the line it became a marker of skill to be able to do ultra-thin lines, and that thicker lines are amateur. And I have bought into that for years and years even though thin lines are never going to be viable due to my shaky EDS hands. Trying really hard to unlearn it.

Federal Reserve Board - Proposal Details The Federal Reserve Board of Governors in Washington DC.

The government is asking for public comments on whether banks should be able to deny you from buying legal goods at their own whim (i.e. how they're cracking down on art)

Tell them you don't want to be told how to spend your money

www.federalreserve.gov/apps/proposa...

Selena Corey.🤍❤️I couldn't pass by this lady)
#selenacorey #ResidentEvilRequiem #fanart

A photo of the Chicago skyline at night with a tangle of bright lighting lignite gap the night sky during a thunderstorm

Boom! Had a great ight show over the skyline tonight. Here’s my first big lightning shot of the season.

This is a 2-frame composite. Best as I can tell, two large, branching bolts struck the eastern antenna mast of the Hancock. #wxsky #ilwx

sims when you're customising their teeth:

a drawing of a monk wearing dark glasses and rolling dice at a table

gambling monk, germany, 15th century

Thank youuuu I'll try this

The last thing I want is to read in 1st person because I do not want to pretend it's me, I do not want that pov. That's not why I'm reading. I am reading to observe outside myself entirely. 1st person fiction is so deeply uncomfortable for me I just won't read it.

tarot card for @starmae.bsky.social

a four-panel stick-figure cartoon panel one: three standing figures. from left to right, a guy wearing a necktie looking at his phone, an angry MAGA guy yelling FUCK YOUR FUCKIN POST FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU, and a rando just standing there like an NPC. panel two: the guy looking at his phone shows MAGA guy his hand, causing MAGA to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where fuckface once was. a green-bordered in-game message appears, reading "+2 Mental Health." now the rando is suddenly interested. panel three: as our man continues doom-scrolling, a sly grin on his face, the rando on the right puts on a punch-me face and snarls: "Typical lefty, blocking everyone who disagrees with-" panel four phone guy shows the hand to punch-me face, causing the rando to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where that dickhead was. a green-bordered in-game message appears again, reading "+2 Mental Health."

Do not speak this into being please,

#residentevil 9

Leon: Take this gun Grace. I have two more right here.

You better wake the fuck up now. If we don't make their lives ABSOLUTELY FUCKING MISERABLE, we're going be the ones who get shafted. And HARD.

You best believe that everything about the Internet we know is going to die and everything we know and love with it.

I've made my calls today. You need to.

Threads thread: thriller_instinct 3d Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here - 254 Q 3.1K G 28 746 corporateash 18h ••• My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you. 852 Q62 G6 72

“I have usernames older than you.”.
Holy shit

A giveaway/raffle reading "SkyMagpie 2K giveaway" with a bunch of my art as examples. It says "Get a colored and shaded half-body art of your (favourite) character!"

I realized there are 2k of yous that get blasted by my posts few times a day, so I am doing a giveaway to thank you! 💙✨

➡️ Rules:
1. Follow me (at the time of the draw)
2. Like + Repost
3. (optional) Reply with the character I'll be drawing!

⭐ Raffle ends on March 16th, 2026! ⭐

#skymagpieart

Here’s a cover I illustrated for the upcoming D&D book, Ravenloft: The Horrors Within. It was such a joy to paint Strahd again 🦇
Art director: AJ Hanneld

"Paper Hurricane"

This artwork is a really fun experiment on limiting myself with the colors I use. I love rainbowy palettes so this one was an interesting artwork to make. Thoughts?

#art #digitalart #krita #artstyle #lighting #rendering

I'm about to take a nanna nap but I'll add you when I get up in a couple of hours, thank you :)

I would also like a skeb,

A moth emerging from its cocoon
#silenthill #darkart #art #horror #イラスト

I can only dream of being able to produce so much art u_u

Yaoi hands

Do you *have* 300 drawings of unicorns to offer?

Lmao there is no fucking way I am going to subscribe to any OS or computer program. Either you sell it to me to own or I fo elsewhere, or I oirate. Fuck technofeudalism.

Makes sense. I know that whatever they do with trolls I will be disappointed by feeling like they're being 'declawed' compared to classic so I stopped hoping for more. I'm a forsaken girlie now but have always mained a troll and love them. I just never talk about him lol.