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Lap cat of #AltGov. Proud member of #AltFam. Accidental elected official.

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teewatterss on Threads:
“losing an hour on international women's day feeling very 75 cents on the dollar”

teewatterss on Threads: “losing an hour on international women's day feeling very 75 cents on the dollar”

10/10 take. no notes

08.03.2026 16:47 👍 8999 🔁 2044 💬 3 📌 29

There is no pragmatic reason to kill incarcerated persons. None. It costs more. It does less. And it’s also often very very wrong.

09.03.2026 02:58 👍 30 🔁 17 💬 1 📌 0

I’m beginning to think these men aren’t very smart

09.03.2026 04:41 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

And let’s be honest, we’re flexible on the “reopen the Strait of Hormuz” part.

08.03.2026 23:48 👍 243 🔁 33 💬 2 📌 0

Your friendly therapist reminder to do something today that moves the needle, no matter how slight, towards the world you want to see. Donate a few bucks to a gofundme or mutual aid. Research ways to get involved in a cause that aligns with you. Have that conversation with someone. Move your body.

08.03.2026 18:58 👍 50 🔁 16 💬 1 📌 1
Pride flag with NJ Transit stripes

Pride flag with NJ Transit stripes

be kind to everyone. Someone you know could be gay. Someone you know could be trans. Someone you know could ride NJ Transit

08.03.2026 15:14 👍 214 🔁 13 💬 5 📌 0

He’s so close to getting it.

08.03.2026 15:03 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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BARTIROMO: A billion dollars a day. Oil prices up 27% in a week. The president wants a $1.5t defense budget. The Pentagon wants $50b for these strikes. How are you gonna answer?

LINDSEY GRAHAM: Best money ever spent. What's it worth to America to take down a religious nazi regime?

08.03.2026 14:52 👍 813 🔁 199 💬 439 📌 178

d e d 🪦

08.03.2026 06:19 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Michael looks like Darwin and I am here for it.

08.03.2026 06:04 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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A federal judge in DC rules that Kari Lake was not lawfully appointed and that actions she took as the claimed head of USAGM "shall have no force or effect," including last August's RIFs at the Voice of America.

07.03.2026 23:29 👍 5659 🔁 1664 💬 109 📌 100

Yes!

07.03.2026 17:14 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🤣🤣🤣

07.03.2026 02:53 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Makes sense!

06.03.2026 20:25 👍 13 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 1

I lack the words to capture it, but ... it's just endlessly remarkable to me that so many people in our society have chosen trans kis -- TRANS KIDS, the smallest, least significant, most vulnerable demographic slice you could possibly pick -- as a repository for all their fears & insecurities.

06.03.2026 19:57 👍 2801 🔁 676 💬 69 📌 46

There are few things better than a rainy SF night.

06.03.2026 06:16 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We can shut the interweb down now. Nothing left to see.

06.03.2026 06:06 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Yes. YES

06.03.2026 05:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh, that rules!

06.03.2026 05:41 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Motherfucker, the math that powers your war machine is ARABIC. The woman who enabled the GPS that enables you to rain death on civilians was BLACK. And let’s not EVEN talk about that the sheer number of immigrants and non-western folks who make this country what it is.

Fuck. You.

06.03.2026 00:59 👍 211 🔁 50 💬 2 📌 2

(takes Mike asides and whispers: Your white nationalism is showing again.)

06.03.2026 01:44 👍 5 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

Oh, dear.

06.03.2026 01:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

War crimes!

05.03.2026 06:40 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

😳

05.03.2026 06:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Go, @beccabalintvt.bsky.social! That's Vermont's only rep--whole state is less than 1/4 the population of Brooklyn--a day after our *less* progressive senator, Peter Welch, brilliantly airquoted Cory Lewandwoski, "Special Advisor."

05.03.2026 05:32 👍 203 🔁 29 💬 8 📌 1

🤣🤣🤣

05.03.2026 05:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sometimes, when things are rough and the world feels heavy, it helps to imagine a future where we have crushed these sons of bitches and are left to the actual business of constructing a world that we deserve and is fundamentally kind and good.

03.03.2026 00:46 👍 873 🔁 218 💬 11 📌 5

A rare moment of honesty.

03.03.2026 01:56 👍 4 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

🤣🤣🤣

03.03.2026 01:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If we had been supporting Ukraine and learning from them, we would understand that war fighting has changed. We should be building drone factories not ICE prisons.

02.03.2026 23:19 👍 21 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0