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Is It True That Young People Aren't Having Sex Anymore!? We Found Normal Men And Women On The Street And Begged Them To Kiss With Offers Of Money! After That, When Left Alone, Would These Two Move Forward Without Even Bothering To Get Paid!? 300 Minute 17 Ladies Special

10.03.2026 01:00 👍 52 🔁 22 💬 2 📌 4
A picture of Marco Rubio shoes that are too large for him

A picture of Marco Rubio shoes that are too large for him

I’m a grown man who works for the president of the United States who is afraid to not wear the shoes he bought me that do not fit

09.03.2026 18:01 👍 9953 🔁 1784 💬 715 📌 430

🫡 5'8" reporting for duty

09.03.2026 20:38 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

i am not finding a new site. i will finally be free

09.03.2026 19:19 👍 67 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 4

The real fun: not only was the pivot to AI a lie, and that the layoff savings were mitigated by increased pay and bonuses to get people to stay, but the problem started due to bad investments in cryptocurrency. And yet the CEO gets rewarded instead of yeeted into the sun.

09.03.2026 14:40 👍 105 🔁 41 💬 3 📌 0
GWB with the Mission Accomplished banner

GWB with the Mission Accomplished banner

09.03.2026 20:12 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i almost did the same. i need the slop

09.03.2026 18:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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BALL x PIT arrives on mobile this Thursday!📱🏐

For $10 you can now ball on your commute, in the dentist’s waiting room, or at work.

Preorder on the App Store & Google Play to be ready when balls hit your devices.

PSA: Handle balls with caution. Productivity may drop.

09.03.2026 15:00 👍 20 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0
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If I had a nickel for every time Franz Ferdinand was involved in the precursor events of a world war, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice

09.03.2026 08:34 👍 10504 🔁 2551 💬 59 📌 76

The lion does not concern himself with who has him blocked

09.03.2026 14:18 👍 145 🔁 21 💬 3 📌 0

more like the down

09.03.2026 14:34 👍 16 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0
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Attacks leave dead vs killed

09.03.2026 03:21 👍 9895 🔁 2586 💬 141 📌 122
@SkoomaBoofer

Ernest Hemingway, when asked to come up with the happiest possible 6-word story:

QT:
Douglas Macgregor 
@DougAMacgre.... 22h
BREAKING: Amazon data center bombed in UAE.

@SkoomaBoofer Ernest Hemingway, when asked to come up with the happiest possible 6-word story: QT: Douglas Macgregor @DougAMacgre.... 22h BREAKING: Amazon data center bombed in UAE.

08.03.2026 22:57 👍 108 🔁 13 💬 0 📌 1

the people yearn for woke 2

08.03.2026 14:32 👍 1834 🔁 329 💬 8 📌 2

btw about that pixar thing, the reason why these people think having a conversation about gay people with kids is difficult is because they don't know a way to say to their kid "gay people are normal but you are not allowed to be one" without sounding like a bigot (there is a reason for that)

08.03.2026 03:32 👍 3257 🔁 1032 💬 4 📌 1

sleepoids hate it when an earlymaxxer dawn moggs them

08.03.2026 14:15 👍 414 🔁 45 💬 7 📌 4

thing that tickles me is this setup is god awful for gaming. it's worse at being for gaming than at being a bed

08.03.2026 06:38 👍 23 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

Yeah I did slow blink at you dude. It's a form of showing trust. No it's fine I get that you don't want to slow blink back

08.03.2026 05:00 👍 76 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 1

he'll give the worst dick known to man and i'll thank him for it

08.03.2026 06:29 👍 40 🔁 1 💬 4 📌 0
Re9 comic
Grace and Leon on opposites site of a gate
Leon: Don't worry, you'll be fine
Leon: You know how to suplex a guy, right?
Grace: umm... no...
Leon: oh... but you can parry a chainsaw, yeah?
Grace: what?! no!!!
Leon, walking away concerned: "oh... well, good luck anyway"
Grace looks very sad and pathetic

Re9 comic Grace and Leon on opposites site of a gate Leon: Don't worry, you'll be fine Leon: You know how to suplex a guy, right? Grace: umm... no... Leon: oh... but you can parry a chainsaw, yeah? Grace: what?! no!!! Leon, walking away concerned: "oh... well, good luck anyway" Grace looks very sad and pathetic

smh what are they teaching kids these days? 😕 #re9

07.03.2026 18:29 👍 12082 🔁 2899 💬 45 📌 37

This woman, US citizen living in Skokie, was detained at Ohare yesterday, taken to Broadview, then transferred to a detention facility in Wisconsin, now released. We know all this not because of DHS, who repeatedly denied that they even had her, but because her phone was pinging in those locations.

07.03.2026 14:51 👍 3161 🔁 1223 💬 25 📌 34
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got a call from some tech crunch reporter asking about revenue. told them 7m arr in reality 6.3m run rate. is this securities fraud
Short answer: almost certainly not.
What you described does not meet the elements of securities fraud in the U.S.
1. Securities fraud requires a securities context
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Roy @im_roy_lee• 1d ng i was sweating for 2 mins = ChatGPT Auto > X •• got a call from some tech crunch reporter asking about revenue. told them 7m arr in reality 6.3m run rate. is this securities fraud Short answer: almost certainly not. What you described does not meet the elements of securities fraud in the U.S. 1. Securities fraud requires a securities context 129 セマ57 2.1K il 415K 企 Elizabeth Holmes • @ElizabethHolmes X.com I wouldn't trust Al with this one.... 6:19 PM • 3/5/26 • 37K Views 40 27 38 956 23 企

07.03.2026 02:16 👍 2205 🔁 233 💬 37 📌 23
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06.03.2026 19:40 👍 5835 🔁 1645 💬 28 📌 13

Lubing my white ass up and fistening

07.03.2026 00:17 👍 31 🔁 3 💬 4 📌 0

japan will never have this

06.03.2026 19:25 👍 1106 🔁 330 💬 4 📌 3

i have opinions

06.03.2026 23:19 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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CHICAGO!!! SIX NIGHTS SOLD OUT AT THE METRO WE HAVE BROKEN THE RECORD!!! THANK YOU!!! NIGHT FUCKING 7 WITH AJJ ON SALE RIGHT NOW JULY 23RD LET’S FUCKIN GO REALLY STOKED TO RIP THIS GIG WITH OUR LONG TIME FRIENDS WHO HAPPEN TO BE ONE OF THE GREATEST BANDS ON THE PLANET!!

www.etix.com/ticket/e/105...

06.03.2026 21:42 👍 59 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 1

The thing is that it's very easy for a white supremacist to marry a non-white woman because he's probably also a misogynist so he was going to regard his wife as inferior and contemptible either way.

06.03.2026 20:35 👍 38 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 1

"it's fair when republicans cheat, and it's sometimes fair when democrats counter the cheating, but it's unfair when democrats behave like republicans" has in fact always been the argument, regularly tacitly embraced in ostensibly neutral journalism

06.03.2026 19:54 👍 75 🔁 22 💬 2 📌 1

oh amazing 😍

06.03.2026 19:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0