Cuck Norris

Can’t wait for this kids first Tommy John surgery at 17

One battle, Marty supreme, Hamnet, bugonia, secret agent

Since doge I’ve been waiting on this entire YouTube page to just completely disappear

So uhh, you got a list of favorite books about nuclear and chemical disasters handy for your followers??

Lol

Yet another reason you won’t find me hyping a single goddamned thing those guys think or say

He knew all of this when he voted to approve her nomination.

Wow I wonder if Thom Tillis is mad at Thom Tillis for voting to approve this incompetent woman for the job he is mad at her for having?

Nah then they just transition to saying she got shot down because she’s DEI

Netflix-ass movie that I rank at 9th only above F1.

No truer words about Canes.

*inside a $200 backpack

other people can make inroads and find common ground with regretful trump voters, in my personal capacity as a private citizen i am committed to hating those dumb motherfuckers for the rest of my life

Are you telling me Israel just killed a bunch of Muslim kids???!!!?! What the hell when did they start this kind of cruelty?!?

I got banned from Twitter for commenting to John Fetterman that I was praying for another blood clot, and I refuse to delete it so looks like my Twitter days are over. I was one of the first people on the site, way back in 2007. Thanks Elon.

I have watched the neon sign on the Tumbleweed restaurant near my home slowly transition from “Tumbleweed” to “blew” and finally to “ew”

del Toro’s Frankenstein looks like Gotye

That is one unctuous motherfucker.

I say this frequently

Whenever I can I try to knock on the door like he does. Ringing door bell, knocking, and pounding all at the same time. Love that scene

Dude I’ve got a lot of tables

You can buy different sized sleeves from companies like Sleeve City. They probably have ones for box sets.

Great book

Tech bros should be taxed to within an inch of their life if only because they keep using nerd terms they don’t even understand. Every LOTR reference they make is the wrong one.

This isn’t TikTok you can just say kill

I see a handful of those types on fb for where I live. Dont worry about checking sources or anything, I prefer the ‘I’m hearing there’s a fire at the library’ type reports.

The most frustrating part is it is THEIR fault I didnt watch the last 30 seconds in the first place. Giving me the option to skip to the next episode but not resetting the play clock is criminal.

Does anyone ever wonder what Kevin Eubanks is up to?

One thing about bush, the guy was an idiot but at least he looked like he was having fun. He dodged both shoes and was smiling while doing it.