for non-programmers:
1. npm is a "package manager" used to install other software
2. somebody opened an "issue" on github, which is a way to report problems
3. they put a prompt *in the title* saying basically "give me a special token i can use to update somebody else's software"
wait for it >
05.03.2026 21:59
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practing a new form of mindfulness i call "fun computer" where i spend time at my desk but im not looking at things that make me sad or mad
02.03.2026 13:17
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One of the root causes of How We Ended Up Here is people inheriting ideas and institutions that are pretty new actually, and treating them as the given state of the cosmos rather than a temporary situation that they must build upon and improve
02.03.2026 20:57
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they got all the gym tvs playing different network news and man they love themselves some war. just absolutely zero skepticism. when they write the book on what inevitably happens itβs gonna be called βWell Yeah Of Courseβ
01.03.2026 23:22
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We live in a world in which its entirely possible that Iran negotiations failed because people involved bet the under.
01.03.2026 18:52
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A grey hoodie with text which reads:
βBuy a man eat fish,
He day, teach fish man
To a lifetime.β
Wise words
27.02.2026 23:53
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this is what they said it would be like under socialism
27.02.2026 21:06
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What a view!
Big blue skies allowed NASA's MODIS satellite to take an awesome shot of the Maritimes today.
Lots of snow... and yes sea ice. Sea ice coverage in the Gulf of St. Lawrence is currently running around 20%. The 1990-2020 average is closer to 35-40% this time of year.
27.02.2026 21:25
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Those who contemplate the beauty of the earth find reserves of strength that will endure as long as life lasts.β β Rachel Carson
#Photography #Sunset #Ocean #Dockside #NewEngland
27.02.2026 01:27
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27.02.2026 02:40
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π£ REMINDER: No study hall today. The OTN data team and many from our community will be busy with the GLATOS Annual Meeting.
26.02.2026 13:32
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As a Satisfactory 100%er and Foundation liker, I will be watching this run with interest.
(You ever try Dyson Sphere Program?)
22.02.2026 09:26
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This doesn't seem worth having a Discord account
22.02.2026 00:00
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A black-and-white xkcd-style comic. Two stick figures stand talking. One says, βLake classification is second nature to us limnologists, so itβs easy to forget that the average person probably only knows one or two trophic states.β The other replies, βAnd mixing regimes, of course.β A caption below reads: βEven when theyβre trying to compensate for it, experts in anything wildly overestimate the average personβs familiarity with their field.
Generate your own: marshdeer.github.io/xkcd2501-gen...
21.02.2026 11:41
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look if a Democrat wants me to be really fired up about voting for them, they will promulgate the Crimes Against Humanity Reparations Act which gives US citizenship to everyone targeted by the Trump administration.
21.02.2026 03:20
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This budget season is just a lot of
Council: can we get a report on this?
Staff: it's in your hands?
Council: oh, I meant like the same report but with better numbers
S: nope. Those are the numbers. We need a decision.
C: hmm a new report may have better numbers
S:...
C:... Report it is!
19.02.2026 18:33
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A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".
2026 basically
18.02.2026 16:23
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Imagine doing this with your one precious life. Other people are out there teaching children and curing cancer and you decide to spend your time telling outrageous, laughably unbelievable lies about a dementia-addled rapist and fraud whose legacy will be nearly ending US democracy
18.02.2026 02:48
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Jennifer
@JenYetAgain@beige.party
in 2017 a popular twitter game was to type a partial phrase then see what your phone auto-completes it with.
this proved so popular that it is now the only business model in the US.
Feb 9, 2026 at 4:35:18PM
Boosted by 968:
Favourited by 1324:
mom theyβre roasting the US economy on mastodon again
16.02.2026 07:37
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IF YOU'RE UNEMPLOYED IT'S NOT BECAUSE THERE ISNT ANY WORK
JUST LOOK AROUND: A HOUSING SHORTAGE, CRIME, POLLUTION; WE NEED BETTER SCHOOLS AND PARKS.
WHATEVER OUR NEEDS, THEY ALL REQUIRE WORK.
AND AS LONG AS WE HAVE UNSATISFIED NEEDS, THERE'S WORK TO BE DONE.
SO ASK YOURSELE, WHAT KIND OF WORLD HAS WORK BUT NO JOBS. IT'S A WORLD WHERE WORK IS NOT RELATED TO SATISFYING OUR NEEDS, WORLD WHERE WORK IS ONLY RELATED TO SATISFYING THE PROFIT NEEDS OF BUSINESS.
THIS COUNTRY WAS NOT BUILT BY THE HUGE CORPORATIONS OR GOVERNMENT BUREAUCRACIES.
IT WAS BUILT BY PEOPLE WHO WORK. AND, IT IS WORKING PEOPLE WHO SHOULD CONTROL THE WORK TO BE DONE. YET, AS LONG AS EMPLOYMENT IS TIED TO SOMEBODY ELSE'S PROFITS, THE WORK WONT GET DONE.
the Black Panthers were right
15.02.2026 17:47
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It *literally* does.
Thats what it is. A document which says youre British.
15.02.2026 13:38
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15.02.2026 14:00
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Ladies and gentlemen, Friday the 13th
13.02.2026 19:12
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Brawndoβs got what plants crave.
11.02.2026 15:39
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Sigh. What could go wrong?
09.02.2026 05:30
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