There's something I need people to understand.
The studio that made this released some numbers. They had to produce 85 minutes of footage to find 15 usable seconds for this ad.
The machine that creates moving images out of nothing has a failure rate of 340:1 and the best 15 seconds... is this.
prokopetz Follow Oct 27, 2022 Fact: The earliest reliably dated use of the phrase "fucked up" appears in the court records of a US Navy court-martial case from 1863; the way the phrase is used suggests that its meaning was already well known at the time, but this is the first known printed record of it that we can confidently put a date to. Additional fact: Bram Stoker's Dracula is set in 1897. Conclusion: It would not anachronistic for your Dracula fanfic to have a character describe the Count as a fucked up old man.
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trans ppl flee’ing twitter to get away from terfs should serve as evidence that we mean it when we say we just wanna be left alone.
terfs organising to come over here and harass us should serve as evidence that they are aggressive and predatory abusers.
Demanding that people go back to the office five days a week has been shown to punish staff who are lower-income, parents, and disabled. It is also not necessary for reporters and journalists who do much of their work in the field, on the phone, or on laptop computers that can be used anywhere.
Therapists should have to work in pairs, each trying to persuade you to take their advice, and one of them should be evil
Whether it's Tim Walz expanding his state's school lunch program or Matt Gaetz giving cocaine and Ecstasy to underage sex workers, both sides have taken controversial approaches to feeding children.
[noticing a group of people having a nice time at the park] enjoy your echo chamber
Something fun I did a while ago trying to articulate some of the things really bug me of late.
Also, cool droids walking around Newcastle 😎
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Bluesky is not an echo chamber. Some people here love the character of Tom Bombadil in LOTR: THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING, some people merely like him a lot, and still more don't offhand know who he is but when you explain are like, oh yeah, that guy, that guy was alright.
So we have all kinds here.
“bluesky is an echo chamber” everywhere’s an echo chamber i’m going with the one without cybertruck guys
Lmao. It's working. Keep blocking away.
People take air traffic control so seriously. Just have fun with it
as a gamer ive eliminated thousands of moo deng like creatures for their various parts . Ive completed countless quests using their pain
mental health break? you bet it did
Transphobes who get mad about pronouns are weak. I speak Vietnamese. The pronoun I use for myself and the person I’m talking to or about depends on how old I am, how old they are, whether they’re a relative, whether they’re related to my mom or my dad, gender, and more. There are over 20 of them.
some of the most pissed off i've ever been is when i learned how much horsepower a horse has. spoiler: it is not "one"
mario (in mario 3.. i believe level 5 skyland) standing inside a rarely seen kuribo shoe, appearing almost in conversation with a goomba, also residing in magic shoe
can't quite explain it but this situation has new yorker cartoon vibes
In this work, I shall pour my hatred, my malice, my desire for revenge. A vista of static yields to three large figures marching confidently.
Grimace is best understood as an American kaiju
“If you lose an item in an outhouse toilet, do not attempt to venture inside the containment area. Serious injury may occur.” Words to live by.
In the old days we'd already have five bloggers out at the Newark airport working on their "I ordered David Brooks' lunch and got alcohol poisoning" dispatches.
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Mods asleep.
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i gotta be honest, i only use this place because it looks like twitter. kudos to whoever came up with that idea
yeah blocking is important for legitimate safety reasons but also it’s just so neat to click a button and a weird guy who talks like he’s in fallout new vegas goes away forever