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Doctor John Zoidberg

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Proud follower of all things Philly Sports. Lover of old school hip hop, dogs, otters, creativity, and the outdoors. I have the radical belief that everyone (EVERYONE) should enjoy the same rights.

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They’re jealous and weak. You look awesome.

11.03.2026 00:08 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He put ketchup on a crab cake

11.03.2026 00:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hendrickson. Big bucks, 2 or 3 years

10.03.2026 21:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am already doing this all the time.

10.03.2026 16:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Too bad that guy is too big of a wuss to get a big sticker that says β€œI’M A RACIST ASSHOLE” and does that chickenshit alternative that means the same thing.

10.03.2026 14:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Pretty weird for the day after it being β€œvery complete”

10.03.2026 13:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No one could answer reasonable questions and most morality issues were handled in a performative way that wasn’t aligned with actions.

10.03.2026 12:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Andrew Tate thinking he tough is akin to a preschooler pretending to be a dinosaur at nap time.

06.03.2026 13:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I love these guys that are super tough but also don’t join the Marines while bragging about how badass they are. In the words of Maude Lebowski, β€œThe story is ludicrous.”

06.03.2026 13:07 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes

06.03.2026 13:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Matt Jones speed, and pretty impressive arm strength are interesting illustrations of how many things are more important than athleticism for NFL QB success.

01.03.2026 14:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Never forget who you’re fighting for.

28.02.2026 12:04 πŸ‘ 11124 πŸ” 2859 πŸ’¬ 46 πŸ“Œ 57
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Scientists: "Food gives you energy"

Me after eating:

01.03.2026 13:25 πŸ‘ 4920 πŸ” 938 πŸ’¬ 39 πŸ“Œ 51
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two men are standing in front of a red house with a bicycle in front of them ALT: two men are standing in front of a red house with a bicycle in front of them
27.02.2026 00:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Who the fuck is Clay Travis and honestly is there a more β€œI hate minorities” name than Clay Travis? It’s like it came out of an online KKK name generator

26.02.2026 19:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

No. Never. Watching a dude quit in the playoffs vs Boston was all the evidence I ever needed to believe this guy is a world class chump.

26.02.2026 01:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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That’s what’s up.

10.02.2026 05:11 πŸ‘ 16698 πŸ” 2350 πŸ’¬ 282 πŸ“Œ 109

And he’s totally phony made up clown that never even had a real job until Peter Thiel Manchurian-candidated him. The fact that he holds ANY office is ludicrous and preposterous.

09.02.2026 23:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That was the best half time show production I’ve ever seen. β€οΈπŸ‡΅πŸ‡·β€οΈ

09.02.2026 01:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Pour one out for every professional political pundit, writer, consultant whatever that has spent the last decade trying to pretend that the Trump phenomenon was about trade or opiates and not a big chunk of white america losing its mind over having a black president bsky.app/profile/kyle...

06.02.2026 09:28 πŸ‘ 14180 πŸ” 3402 πŸ’¬ 327 πŸ“Œ 159

They should’ve had some fucking decency and just walked out. Not getting attention is the only thing that bothers that brainless sack of shit.

03.02.2026 23:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

These chickenshit punks are cosplaying out there. I haven’t seen one yet that I’d be intimidated by if they weren’t carrying.

03.02.2026 23:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Why do they bother? Why not just go all in and claim she cured cancer, levitates, and beat Jordan 1 on 1?

03.02.2026 22:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not to mention he’s totally incorrect. Eliminating public debt with private wealth doesn’t happen. Ever.

03.02.2026 13:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You’re clueless AF if you think the milquetoast drivel is what people wanna hear right now.

01.02.2026 00:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Minneapolis has 600 cops. ICE has over 3000 masked, largely untrained thugs roaming the streets. And the 600 are supposed to control the thousands? Get real and place the blame where it belongs, on trump.

28.01.2026 16:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Was he shot in the face three times and denied medical attention? No? Ok, STFU.

18.01.2026 01:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is it as lethal as shooting unarmed women in the face?

16.01.2026 13:14 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ask and you shall receive

bsky.app/profile/thet...

12.01.2026 18:28 πŸ‘ 330 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Based on recent experience with ICE, why shouldn’t that driver shoot the driver of the SUV in self defense?

12.01.2026 23:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0