Tim Howard

Who wants to hear some melodious avian carolling?

Post by Greg Jericho about two Australian sailors being on a US submarine that sank an Iranian ship. Someone has replied: “Not OK. We’re being sucked because we have a weak leader.”

We’re being what now?

It’s so lovely. I always feel blessed when they come towards me. And I try not to take it personally when they don’t.

Close up of my cat Nancy’s face. She is black and white and has many whiskers.

Speaking of indoor cats

A small tabby with white markings heading towards me for a pat.

I’m a big believer in cats being kept safely indoors. On the other hand, I do enjoy making friends on my walks.

If I spend too much money on books, it’s only because I’m impulsive and materialistic.

RAZORBACK

ICYMI: Turn up the best metal albums of winter

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The seductive rat has me in stitches every time.

vainly screenshotting my own discord message where I said: Goodfellas steadicam shot but it's Ray Liotta in Gormenghast meeting guys named “Chipfark" and "Gunt"

Cellophane was originally used for wrapping cellos.

1. Jealous
2. That poster kind of makes it look like Jamie Fox is Animorphing into a diplodocus

KATHERINE MANSFIELD MARRIES MUTANT as Teenage Mutant NInja Turtles logo

Alice Cooper in Prince of Darkness, because I always forget he's in it.

Finished this staggeringly good book, Bill Buford’s Among The Thugs (1991).
Best non-fiction I've read in a while and not at all what I was expecting. Can imagine someone buying it in an HMV deal along with a book about Ronnie Biggs or whatever, only to be bemused by what this actually is…

#booksky

Reading Lord Of The Rings before I dig into the Shelved By Genre episodes on it, for the first time since around when the films came out. Imagine my shock to discover Merry and Pippin have distinct personalities neither of which is just "dickhead"

Who gives a fuck if Khameni was a good or bad guy, that’s irrelevant to why the US took him out, which is because he wouldn’t do what they wanted. I don’t collude with the justifications of mass murderers. Why do people feel like they’re obliged to say this shit when the US takes a piss on the world

Italian poster for THE IPCRESS FILE (1965)

Directed by Sidney J. Furie - BOTD in 1933

A draft bluesky post that I must have accidentally made 16 days ago that just says “I don’t”

Keeping this one in the chamber for the right moment

Charlie Haden, Ornette Coleman, Ed Blackwell, Don Cherry

if the free jazz quartets upright bass player looks like this you are about to die in that pit

Wolves in the clown room

Lighting up, kicking back, typing in 58008 and turning that baby upside down like an absolute legend.
I am smooth, I am suave, I am James Bond, I am the Hofmeister bear, men respect me, the ladies love me, thank you Casio

Fluffy black and white cat that is not Nancy

Fluffy black and white cat that is Nancy

In some local Facebook group my partner saw this cat (left) that the owner is wanting to rehome. She’s eight years old so I’ve decided she is Nancy’s (right) mother.

I do “Second Bad Vilbel” and all the other vilbels, badly. You’ll love it.

My album Autechre Kazoo will be quacking its way into your nightmares very soon.

Maybe if we do another round of that one joke about the FIFA peace prize we can really make something happen.

Oh, looking forward to this!

My entire thing with Zeppelin is just to say “everyone is right about them.” They are awful and amazing. They are boring and exciting. They are thieves and also excellent arrangers of existing songs. Jimmy Page is a piece of shit and Jimmy Page is a huge piece of shit.

HEATHCLIFFE
IT'S ME
YOUR COUSIN, MARVIN HEATHCLIFF

LP covers of Demolition Hammer’s Tortured Existence and Morbid Saint’s Spectrum of Death. Both covers features grotesque melted face undead types.

A couple of handsome chaps. I’ve been making them kiss.