🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema

For legal reasons, we have stopped selling Junior Mints.

It’s like most of you don’t even WANT tickets to this year's ErnestFest.

We jest. At least, we think we do.

I meant the movies but sure keep telling yourself that.

It's not Halloween until Pop ruins a screening of Halloween by shouting "Look out Jamie Lee!" every five minutes.

Cat People > Cats

Not many know this, but all copies of Orson Welles' F for Fake are technically forgeries.

If it's got an Estevez in it, you know it's quality. Low quality, but still quality.

Come to Clover Kiss this weekend for our interactive Saw experience!

Thinking of having a PB&J (showing Paul Blart and then Jumanji).

Dreams are reborn at Clover Kiss. Like Frankenstein’s monster, but still.

Hey. Hey you. Yes, you.

Watch a Robert Redford movie.

Betamaxxing.

Our staff is as salty as our popcorn and twice as buttery.

Sorry our promotion ended without anyone being able to identify the object in the lobby (it was a VHS tape).

We'd love to see a film based on the life of that dog from the Beethoven movies. I'll bet he got so much tail.

If you get some odd charges on your statement this month after visiting Clover Kiss, it's likely not us. We take pride in only stealing credit cards from people who deserve it.

Love the movies? You'll probably want to go elsewhere.

Movie Factz: Ghostbusters was originally titled Polterheist.

They said you couldn't film Thomas Pynchon's novel Vineland but One Battle After Another proves beyond a shadow of a doubt they were right.

Is it really so strange that we won’t play The Rocky Horror Picture Show? Pop still has nightmares about toast.

Like most theaters, we rent our film prints. But we always keep a copy of Die Hard stashed for emergencies.

There’s always that one guy who thinks Toy Story is only so-so.

The movie theater community doesn't overlap much with the musician community but this kid told us we'd blow up on this app if we posted "arm rests imply the existence of arm sharps."

We got our hands on a copy of Roger Corman's unreleased Fantastic Four movie, but we won't be showing it because we have too much respect for Stan Lee (his estate threatened to sue us into tiny pieces).

September is Kiss a Moviegoer Month. We waited to announce this until Jorge was out of town to avoid any sexual harassment lawsuits.

In honor of Spinal Tap II, we've raised the price of M&M's to $11.

Our film festivals are more like orgies but with no sex and lots of popcorn.

We have never screened Showgirls, for obvious reasons (we lost the film reels 24 hours before showtime).

Okay, so technically there 𝙞𝙨 a convenience store down the road with cheaper snacks. But they’ll never love you like we do.