Poke

sorry I'm still napping under the earth's crust. pretty comfy down here and I don't have to deal with all that whatever going on above for now

A screenshot of the Pokemon anime of Spinarak, a green spider-like pokemon with yellow and black banded legs, red fangs, two black eyes, and a horn upon its head. On its abdomen is a face, of which it uses to display emotions and frighten others. Spinarak is facing directly at the viewer, while standing on a pink glossy floor.

smokin on that shit that sucks ass

Putting two fitted sheets in the dryer to see who'd win

A Lemmy post from pugjesus@piefed.social showing an overhead image of Centruipe, Italy. The buildings in the image are on mountaintops and vaguely form the shape of a person laying flat on their back.

When I'm napping and someone drapes the earth's crust over me

Hey @npr.org / @/bbc , I don't think it's accurate to keep saying that being against fascism is a "far left" ideology. Hosts continue to call antifa a "far-left movement" when it's really neither.

If ants ever figure out they can just bite through thin layers of plastic I am screwed

They think they're talking to a seasoned sysadmin

Guys, a girl sent me a friend request on discord today and we happen to share a niche interest by both being on the same obscure, public discord server together. I've never sent a message on that server so it must be fate. I think this is my chance.

Who's gonna tell him

Telling myself I'm just not taking walks right now because I dont want to burn out before the Kingdom Hearts phone game comes out.

At least I can drink my choccy milk in style

happy st patricks day to the least green fuzzy I know

thats cool and all but can it curl its tongue to use it like a straw? no chance

Hi I'm just posting so that last post isn't the first one people see on my profile for the next few months while I lurk again, hope y'all are having a good one and also have diversified investments in case the US economy crashes!

Everyone's laughing until Pantone hires me. You just wait.

So Krispy Kreme only made green donuts over the weekend for st pattys day or something. The amount of food coloring they used could not have been good for me.

Anyways, the end result this morning has me wondering if I can turn my body into a factory that produces a specific hex coded color.

You better have shatterproof dinnerware for when she wants to clear the table, too. Get that roomba with an arm or something.

People be idolizing catgirls but can you get used to when they stop, stare into an empty corner of the room, then sprint back and forth across the house? Don't even get me started on when she decides the hug has been long enough so she punches you in the gut and blames you for it.

he’s so cool

Here's a tip for my grandparents but y'all can hear it too: please be extremely wary whenever a news organization tells you how to feel or what they feel.

The bubbliest people continue to make the most ominous stuff haha, this is great!

Low resolution picture of Garfield the cat's face above the text "YOU ARE NOT IMMUNE TO PROPAGANDA"

this was a joke/ironic btw.

Hannah Montana Linux is the Nerf of operating systems (I will not elaborate)

Hannah Montana Linux is the Nerf of operating systems (I will not elaborate)

A tweet from the user Northeastern Rube, @ColaWarsVeteran, on October 29 that says: Today I learned that the swedish word for speed is fart. Attached are three images, one is of the Keanu Reeves Movie Poster for Speed, but in swedish with the word fart prominently displayed. One image is of a road sign saying max fart 5. One is of a road sign saying Fart Kontrol 2-12 Km. The tweet at the time of the screenshot has 1k responses, 16k retweets, 173k likes, and 6.2m views.

I'm late on finding this but this tweet is fantastic

A cyan dog character from WEBFISHING named Poke, with the title Koi Boy, sitting behind letters spelling 'Hello' written on the ground with a small crude smiling face.

im slidin in your dms like

Any reddit comment I agree with was written by a wise human being with lots of life experience and/or industry knowledge in their spare time. Any other reddit comment is made by major corporation or foreign political party and they're trying to manipulate me, but I won't be fooled, I'm different.

yes I write like a bot fight me (dont fight me)

screenshot from the game WEBFISHING with many colorful low-poly cats and dogs fishing in the ocean while sitting on the ocean outside of the map

Always wishin I was fishin, this game hyper-targeted me. Love the Animal Crossing Wild World vibes.