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Hare Lockwood

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She/her. Comedian & writer; queer autistic nerd; spreadsheets enthusiast; Mark Watson's official cartographer. Free, monthly zoom gig: @coherentcomedy.bsky.social ๐Ÿ“ Writer for @thedailytism.com https://linktr.ee/harelockwood

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Watching an exciting documentary on why the thumb is so useful. Gripping stuff.

07.03.2026 20:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 45 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Arghhhhh ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

07.03.2026 21:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes! We were kind of in awe of how speedy those dogs were.

07.03.2026 20:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Urghhhh I just want to watch Gladiators

07.03.2026 20:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This has been my entire life for about two weeks. ๐Ÿ˜ญ @sarahamero.bsky.social how did you know?

07.03.2026 18:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*coughs*

07.03.2026 16:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

CHRIST

07.03.2026 15:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Someone just leaned out of a car and asked me for directions! Like in the 90s!

07.03.2026 14:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
you asked for textWhich typeface is the most likely to commit a murder?
โ€œaiโ€ responded

That's a great question!  One would think sans-serif fonts, like Comic Sans, are the most prone to crazy behaviour, but the only actual recorded murder by a font was Wingdings, in California in 1908

you asked for textWhich typeface is the most likely to commit a murder? โ€œaiโ€ responded That's a great question! One would think sans-serif fonts, like Comic Sans, are the most prone to crazy behaviour, but the only actual recorded murder by a font was Wingdings, in California in 1908

10,000 points to this person. I love it.

07.03.2026 14:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Obsessed

07.03.2026 12:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Typical, here's me thinking I'm going to have a quiet weekend and then my great grandmother's amulet starts glowing.

07.03.2026 11:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 106 ๐Ÿ” 13 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

We're not getting into this discussion again. You and sweet potatoes.

07.03.2026 11:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was only a couple of years older than them; I grew up an hour's drive away. It was pretty much all that was on the local news for months and months.

07.03.2026 11:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good.

07.03.2026 11:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Five good things:
1. Went back to the gym after a week of illness. (I have missed it.)
2. Figured out something extremely cool & nerdy at my day job.
3. Macaroni cheese supper.
4. Set up a convoluted joke just to irritate a friend.
5. My TM rewatch just reached the password task of TM Australia.

06.03.2026 22:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 16 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oh thank god, i'm free

(Score: 1980 Mistakes: 1412)

06.03.2026 22:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
WhatsApp, in all caps: "You can't ignore my puns"
"The fuck I can"

WhatsApp, in all caps: "You can't ignore my puns" "The fuck I can"

All going well at @coherentcomedy.bsky.social HQ.

06.03.2026 19:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 17 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I need to rewatch the entire first series after a particular moment in this week's episode of #ThePitt.

06.03.2026 19:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happy birthday!

06.03.2026 19:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿซ‚ I'm so sorry that you know this feeling.

06.03.2026 17:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happy birthday! ๐ŸŽ‚๐ŸŽˆ๐Ÿ‰

06.03.2026 16:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yessssss

06.03.2026 16:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You are so absurdly glam and beautiful. Love you, pal xx

06.03.2026 16:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿฅฐ BEST

06.03.2026 15:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I feel like both of our Different but Equally Vague and Secret Things are prime examples of how far we've come. ๐Ÿ’œ "I just need to be silly!" is such a good, freeing realisation.

06.03.2026 15:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am SO PROUD of you, my excellent friend. You are soaring. ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ’œ

06.03.2026 14:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ooo, 'confidence to take up space', yes!

06.03.2026 14:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When you go to Settings > System > Sound, there might be an option under output called "Choose where to play sound".

06.03.2026 14:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Is Brad Pitt from Herefordshire? Because if so, that all checks out.

06.03.2026 13:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ‘€

06.03.2026 13:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0