Copper

Kitty caught herself a fish! Nature is amazing!

"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a riolu

My neighbour told me Kuwaiti air defence keeps eating his F-15s so I asked how many F-15s he had and he told me he just goes and gets another F-15 so I said it sounds like he's just feeding F-15s to Kuwaiti air defence and then his daughter started crying

The first Furcon was in 1989 and before that there were furry parties at other conventions. Here is a furry party posters from the 80s:

[Hypno Animation Public Release🌀]

Fun lil loop for @awouay.bsky.social and @nynx445.bsky.social

What better visual focus than one you can taste?~

Allowing people to hide their post history is so damaging. There was a brief time where you could get around it by searching their posts with a space, and it was always amusing (and useful) to be able to pull back the curtain with that.

New followup video to my red panda vid is up! Go check it out!!!
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4W0...

My art for @ibercon.org has been published! Here's my first piece- the Artist Alley rollup!

Do you have that con in your radar? Will we see you there? 👀💕

#furry #furcon #ibercon

let's be real if you get turned into your sona we KNOW the first thing you do is jork it

And there he blows!

Another animated collab with @mewgle.bsky.social

V driving Jasper crazy by hot boxing him with her aphrodisiac smoke. Poor guy aint gonna last long

Huh?

As a Leftist, this is technology I am pretty excited about!

I think more billionaires should keep trying!

[Scene is a domestic kitchen. Night time. The room is all blue apart from warm orange-pink light streaming in from a streetlight outside. In the center of the room stands a woman named BRANDI, standing in pyjamas looking contemplative, the light cast dramatically on her face. At the doorway, leaning against the frame, her partner JOEL stands has woken up and found her in the kitchen.] JOEL: Honey… what are you doing? BRANDI: Can’t sleep Guess I just like standing in the kitchen at 3am thinking about the supernatural threat we temporarily defeated last year. While saying that out loud in a manner which sounds casually ironic but is actually just blatant exposition. JOEL: Brandi… you're talking strange... BRANDI: Dammit Joel. It’s time you knew. You're a Netflix character. [Joel looks shocked] BRANDI: Everybody you know has been forced to speak to you in second screen dialogue. Second screen dialogue helps the people scrolling their phones in front of the TV to follow the - JOEL: Stop explaining, Brandi! [Hands on head, emotional expression, warm pink light cast on his face against the cool blue darkness of the room]. JOEL: So that's why my entire life has looked so glossy and... BRANDI: Yep... Warm/cool colour graded. [Cut to a TV show TITLE SCREEN]: SECOND SCREEN - A Netflix original - [Ends]

Con crud's really kicking my ass now. Someone please just knock me out for a few days as my body fights this x_x

Pokemon fucking is second nature to us trans people so it's easy to forget that the average person probably only wants to fuck goodra and one or two eeveelutions And scolipede, of course Of course. (Even when they're trying to compensate for it, experts in anything wildly overestimate the average person's familiarity with their field.)

Owi-Wan from Revenge of the Sith: "Anakin, Chancellor Palpatine is evil!" Anakin: "The Dow is over $50,000"

You may fascinate a furry by sending them media of animals the same species as their sona

Amy Ash @lolennui.bsky.social (me making fun of your crop rotation idea and thereby holding our people back another 5000 years) jeff thinks the beans have to take turns Imao August 7, 2023 at 3:38 AM

thank you @goingmedieval.bsky.social for making me aware of this tweet

Me dealing with a headache at the tail of the con.

A Tumblr post by user taffywabbit. The entire text is as follows: I think more people should make fursonas and I'm dead serious. the process of self-exploration that naturally comes along with creating a funny little critter to represent yourself is SO valuable, as you consider the types of animals you vibe with and what kind of aesthetic/colours/personality/etc suit you and stuff like that (fun fact this process is how I figured out I was transgender lol. not saying that will happen to you but just proving that you can learn a LOT about yourself through this design process and any subsequent design changes) and then when you're all done, you have a little freak you can do whatever you want with! edit them poorly into memes, commission lavish oil paintings of them to hang in your mansion, use them as a personal online mascot, design a fucked up evil twin for them to fight, soak them in milk and throw them at the wall, anything really. same stuff some people do with fandom characters they really like, except it's 100% yours and nobody can tell you you're doing it wrong! also now you have an animal your friends can associate with you and they'll send you funny pics/videos of that animal that make them think of you. literally it's just wins all the way down for you and everybody you associate with. everyone should have one of these things!!

very good tumblr post about why to make a fursona, and in the replies, a couple followups on how to make a fursona

A barn owl with a hand scythe in its talons. Words in the crook of the scythe read 'It could happen today.'

It could! #art

You've heard of "I wouldn't need to be hypnotized to do this," but consider gaining a positive mindset by saying "Wow, I'm very willing and eager to do this, I must be very brainwashed!"

its just hypnoslop. you only like it because of the swirly pretty colors that wipe your mind.

💗: Fun fact for hypnosis aspirants:

If you have it/its friends, you can easily induce them into a trance by giving them a firm "It is an object.", either spoken or written.

The first will always surprise them, but by the second or third they'll be ready for programming.

Like an object should be.

Luigi Mangione surrounded by flames grinning with the text Repent or Perish

Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af

Auction result ^^

He came alive 😱