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I’m an editor at WIRED and have previously written and edited for a number of places. Timothy_marchman@wired.com. Signal me at timmarchman.01. I periodically delete all my posts.

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FT comments section this morning - saying what everyone else is thinking, right?

05.03.2026 07:15 👍 16818 🔁 5873 💬 507 📌 488

An ambitious lawyer might get somewhere with a class action seeking justice and cash for those Chotiner failed to Mirandize.

05.03.2026 04:53 👍 80 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0

I’m not listening to dead robot George Washington unless it puts a collared shirt on, in which case I hope someone asks it what it makes of the amazing technology we now have that allows you to divine what long-dead people actually wrote and said.

05.03.2026 04:05 👍 80 🔁 7 💬 9 📌 0

THIS IS FANTASTIC.

(Disclosure: Jason Benetti was part of the White Sox announce team that provided the author of this post with Gordon Beckham’s used footwear.)

04.03.2026 16:18 👍 47 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Note I specify punishment only for the owners, who whether they take an active or passive role bear the culpability.

03.03.2026 16:15 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This should be specifically prohibited by Constitutional amendment.

03.03.2026 16:03 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The crimes of oatmeal purveyors, meanwhile, are too grave and numerous to address in this format.

03.03.2026 16:00 👍 34 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

The owners of coffee shops, restaurants, and hotels that put two teabags in a cup, give Earl Grey when you’ve asked for a black tea, don’t give you a saucer or somewhere else to put a teabag, or confuse hot and tepid should be flogged on their way to the tea-based reeducation camps.

03.03.2026 15:59 👍 111 🔁 6 💬 9 📌 3

"Iran's nuclear weapons"?

02.03.2026 00:56 👍 186 🔁 24 💬 14 📌 0

I think my dream job would be fixing classification schema for jazz and classical for the major streamers.

01.03.2026 22:57 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Related to the bigger problems, this is the sort of thing that robots do no matter how fancy they are. It’s annoying when it comes to classifying jazz records, a lot more than that when it comes to identifying targets for deportation or bombings.

01.03.2026 22:51 👍 41 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

Boy don’t I know there are bigger problems right now, but Tidal has tagged a large portion of Mal Waldron’s catalogue as being by “Mal Waldrom“ and Charles Mingus, so that you have to scroll through both vast catalogues to find a given Mingus record.

01.03.2026 22:49 👍 27 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0

If I controlled a trillion-dollar military budget and identified a technology as critical for military applications, I would probably order my subordinates to develop a version of it under my institution’s control rather than tweeting a lot about how a private company won’t listen to me.

28.02.2026 05:38 👍 161 🔁 20 💬 9 📌 1

We were also nominated for our coverage of DOGE ransacking the US government, which is exactly as it should be IMHO! This recognition of the adversarial journalism that we do at WIRED is so appreciated. Thank you to everyone who read, shared, and subscribed to @wired.com over the past year+.

26.02.2026 21:12 👍 64 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 0
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The WIRED Guide to Protecting Yourself From Government Surveillance Donald Trump has vowed to deport millions and jail his enemies. To carry out that agenda, his administration will exploit America’s digital surveillance machine. Here are some steps you can take to ev...

Just learned that @wired.com got nominated for four (!!) National Magazine Awards, including for our "How to Win a Fight" package, with a specific callout for this excellent piece by @agreenberg.bsky.social and @lhn.bsky.social www.wired.com/story/the-wi...

asme.memberclicks.net/national-mag...

26.02.2026 21:12 👍 309 🔁 71 💬 8 📌 2

It’s true!!

26.02.2026 20:57 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

New Yorkers can do whatever they want, it's no skin off my nose, but to be clear 15 mph is an "I got pushed by a stiff breeze" speed

26.02.2026 19:31 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 5 📌 0

I have a sneaking suspicion that when some of these people aren’t busy being unsurprised, they’re bemoaning reporters not verifying claims and gathering new information as the downfall of the republic.

26.02.2026 01:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The number of people who are bored by every news story and feel compelled to announce it, and yet never consider that their boredom is in turn not really very interesting to anyone else, is surprisingly high.

26.02.2026 01:30 👍 92 🔁 4 💬 3 📌 0

What do you mean “in the news,” exactly, and who precisely should be in charge of making sure that “the news” consists solely of things you personally find interesting?

26.02.2026 01:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m currently reviewing whether the last brownie was improperly eaten in a father-related scarfing, as has been alleged.

25.02.2026 23:12 👍 294 🔁 25 💬 4 📌 0

Why would we do that? He’s not a familiar name. The relevant information is what we put there—that he’s a White House staffer.

The stuff below the headline does exist for a reason and the expectation that all stories should be compressed to 100 characters seems a little silly to me.

25.02.2026 22:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I'm almost afraid to ask, but what does this have to do with this article?

25.02.2026 22:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

My favorite thing about Coach is that he'll absolutely say something like "It's like Malcolm X said—'You should vote with Coach against Coach's enemies.'"

25.02.2026 19:22 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Survivor - Coach's Trip to Exile Island
Survivor - Coach's Trip to Exile Island YouTube video by ThePatchster

My one hope for Survivor 50 is that "Coach" remains as unbreakable, unbending, unyielding, immeasurable, immovable, and invincible as he was here, in the greatest scene in television history.

25.02.2026 19:16 👍 26 🔁 2 💬 5 📌 1

One of the shoes I’ve been waiting to drop is that Trump has weaponized every other part of the federal government, but we’ve as yet heard fairly little about abuse of the IC’s vast surveillance capabilities. I doubt this is because they’re too scrupulous to do that sort of thing.

25.02.2026 18:55 👍 67 🔁 30 💬 2 📌 2

It probably says something about nature of the content economy that Johnny MAGA started off in 2021 under an entirely different name as a WAGMI-type crypto account.

25.02.2026 16:39 👍 74 🔁 10 💬 1 📌 0
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A White House Staffer Appears to Run Massive Pro-Trump X Account A popular right-wing account that called a video depicting Barack and Michelle Obama as apes "a masterpiece" appears to be run by a White House staffer, according to records reviewed by WIRED.

SCOOP: An X account called Johnny MAGA with 300k followers that described the Obamas-as-apes video as "a masterpiece" appears to be a sockpuppet account for a White House rapid-reaction staffer. @makenakelly.bsky.social has all the details:

25.02.2026 16:38 👍 955 🔁 404 💬 22 📌 30
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Kalshi Suspended a California Politician and a YouTuber for Insider Trading Leading prediction market Kalshi has revealed details of two recent insider trading cases it flagged to authorities, giving a rare look at how the platform enforces its policies.

NEW: Kalshi announces details into two insider trading investigations. WIRED confirms that one suspended account belongs to California congressional candidate Kyle Langford: www.wired.com/story/kalshi...

25.02.2026 16:11 👍 172 🔁 68 💬 12 📌 24
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ICE’s Warehouse Purchases Herald New Model for Immigration Detention - American Immigration Council ICE is purchasing commercial warehouses and retrofitting them into a national network of immigration detention centers.

NEW from me for @immcouncil.org’s blog: ICE is buying up warehouses around the country. I summarize ICE’s “Detention Reengineering Initiative,” laying out what we know about the Trump admin’s main plan to use the $45 billion they have for detention.
www.americanimmigrationcouncil.org/blog/ice-buy...

25.02.2026 14:08 👍 741 🔁 408 💬 47 📌 46