what

Alice the white pitbull dozing on the couch with her head resting on the author’s thigh.

I love her.

the price of oil surging means you can burn your shein clothes, extract the oil, and make more money than you paid

Not disagreeing with the amazing album assessment, I counter with the distortion and feedback, highlighted by the channel switch starting on the left to the right channel, on Nihilism from their self-titled.

kevinrkirk 2d @ Threads Why are we bothering with the Strait of Hormuz when we could simply do this? Explain it to me like l'm 5. (Drawing of chopping of part of land) suahuatica 2d MOUNTAIN HARD AND BIG, WATER NO UP. MANY MANY DIG DIG.

Happy Friday. Don’t skip school.

Glad Formula 1 qualifying is at 11:00pm because tornado watch means I get to stay up with my deaf dog and be anxious 😎

The same day WaPo reports that Russia has provided Iran with intelligence on locations of US ships, aircraft, personnel and assets in the Middle East, Trump’s Treasury Secretary announces the administration is removing Russian oil sanctions.

And we know for a fact that Pakistan has nukes, so that’s super cool.

Pakistani Shiites rally to denounce US-Israeli strikes on Iran as US Embassy issues a security alert Hundreds of minority Shiites are rallying in Pakistan’s capital and elsewhere in the country to denounce the killing of Iran’s Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei in a U.S.

Hundreds of minority Shiites are rallying in Pakistan's capital and elsewhere in the country to denounce the killing of Iran's Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei in a U.S.

Russia has provided Iran with information that can help Tehran strike US military, AP sources say Russia has provided Iran with information that could help Tehran strike American warships, aircraft and other assets in the region.

BREAKING: Russia has provided Iran with information that can help Tehran strike the U.S. military, AP sources say.

Guyyys stop printing takes that say AI is bad, our AI it will incorporate (steal) them and start to “feel bad” about itself!!!

YOU ASKED FOR THIS!

Downfall. Kristi Noem Edition:

“DOW Identifies an Army Believed to be Casualty” is a bit too on the nose.

Alice the white pitbull lying asleep on her side with her front legs outstretched in the air and her head resting on a partially chewed up teddy bear stuffie.

She’s not dead, I promise. Just comfortable.

Point/Counterpoint This War Will Shut Off 20% of the Global Petroleum Supply for A Month and Send the Economy into a Stagflationary Tailspin vs. No It Won’t Published: March 26, 2003

The author glancing askance at Alice the white pitbull as she sits next to him and gnaws on his fingers with an absentminded look on her face.

Threads thread: thriller_instinct 3d Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here - 254 Q 3.1K G 28 746 corporateash 18h ••• My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you. 852 Q62 G6 72

“I have usernames older than you.”.
Holy shit

Ten?

Sorry we bombed unarmed Iranians outside your territorial waters after they left the exercises you generously hosted.

I'm worried when Kristi Noem finds out she's been fired she's going to become America's first obedience school shooter.

a man with suspenders and a mustache says " it 'll just work itself out naturally " Alt: Office Space scene where the Bobs say that they've fixed the payroll glitch that kept paying Milton years after he was fired: a man with suspenders and a mustache says "it'll just work itself out naturally"

RE: Noem not knowing she was fired but still giving a press conference anyway.

Is this good

ISRAELI MEDIA: U.S. AND ISRAEL CONSIDER REDUCING ATTACK FREQUENCY AMID DECLINING WEAPON STOCKS TO SUSTAIN LONGER MILITARY OPERATIONS

RIP Jean Baudrillard, you would've loved this AI-ified war-not-war

Oh wait, maybe he moved to sit right behind her. Missed that.

It sounded like he left during the break, or at least was no longer sitting behind her like he was in the first part this morning. 👀