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Jonathan Blanks

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D.C.-based criminal justice writer and socio-political critic who spends a lot of time at the library. Hoosier by birth and college education. Some would call me a libertarian. I would not. https://theblanksslate.substack.com/ Signal: @jpblanks.36

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"Yo brother, legal team confirmed that we can't work with minors rn" is one of those things that you write knowing that it will someday be public in a legal case and yet they still chose to phrase it that way. Kinda sad, tbh.

06.03.2026 14:29 πŸ‘ 65 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, you just sort of explained the raison d'Γͺtre for Bari's TFP and ascension to CBS, so there is--at least--a perception of an audience...

...among a certain class.

06.03.2026 03:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The guy who brought you the Laquan McDonald cover up to get reelected?

GET FUCKED.

06.03.2026 02:48 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

I saw that! chef's kiss self-parody.

05.03.2026 19:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

aww, thank you so much!

05.03.2026 19:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They were more than their prejudices, of course, as are the vast majority of people.

But having written about personal and institutional racism for a couple decades, I get very irritated by people who just dismiss giant red flags because they don't understand how prejudice works.

05.03.2026 18:14 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I loved my parents, but my mom said some pretty nasty shit about Black people, despite marrying a Black man and having two children with him. Similarly, my dad didn't respect women very much despite two daughters and marrying twice.

This is who they were.

05.03.2026 18:08 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'd say the quacking bird certainly resembles a duck.

But the broader point:your personal politics isn't absolved by those close to you or who you sleep with. Every misogynist has/had a mother. Many marry women and have daughters. It doesn't change who they are or what they believe.

05.03.2026 18:06 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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The American King Goes to War This is not what the Founders intended.

The constitution's design does not grant the president a kinglike ability to take the country to war by himself, lest he do so for self-serving reasons. That is the entire purpose of dividing that authority between POTUS and Congress. Guess what just happened? www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...

05.03.2026 16:00 πŸ‘ 944 πŸ” 288 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 14

C’mon, man, we know drug gangs are anything but communist. Guys at the top hoover up all the cash.

See, e.g., Levitt and Venkatesh, (2000).

That’s right. Even my sarcasm has citations.

05.03.2026 15:34 πŸ‘ 50 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

waiting for Robby's apologia for 'edgy groupchat talk' and any other reason other than racism.

05.03.2026 03:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Only the best people

04.03.2026 19:22 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Spoken just like a frat boy B-movie villain from the 1980s. Absolutely obscene he's in a position of power.

04.03.2026 15:38 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Again, I have to emphasize that the whole design of our constitutional structure as well as half of what Congress has done rests on the assumption that the president acknowledges the existence of other human beings with legitimate interests. That assumption having failed, the republic falls.

03.03.2026 18:05 πŸ‘ 117 πŸ” 37 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm sorry, if you're going to make a big show about how you've got a Department of WAR helmed by a Secretary of WAR and staffed by WARfighters, it's totally inane to then claim that your massive bombing of a foreign country constitutes something other than a war.

03.03.2026 15:37 πŸ‘ 12258 πŸ” 2654 πŸ’¬ 269 πŸ“Œ 112

I gotta be on there for world news though bro.

02.03.2026 19:06 πŸ‘ 114 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
01.03.2026 16:09 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Republicans, Democrats, libertarians, socialists, greens, non voters, triple Trump voters, Trump Biden Trump voters, Hamas, the IDF, BiBi, MBS, i can go all day.

01.03.2026 06:32 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This is very sound advice.

01.03.2026 06:03 πŸ‘ 87 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2

A United States senator from the president's own party, one who serves on the Select Committee on Intelligence and the Senate Committee on Foreign Relations, has no idea what's going on as America goes to war with Iran.

28.02.2026 20:22 πŸ‘ 6373 πŸ” 2000 πŸ’¬ 219 πŸ“Œ 73

I wonder if a hard-line successor will assume power and further destabilize the region just like every other time this has happened

28.02.2026 20:23 πŸ‘ 2879 πŸ” 582 πŸ’¬ 76 πŸ“Œ 16

if you believe in any form of free enterprise at all, the idea that the Pentagon can not only cut off your contract but designate you a supply chain risk and prevent other companies from buying from you just because you won't build killbots for the government should be terrifying

27.02.2026 23:12 πŸ‘ 9888 πŸ” 2803 πŸ’¬ 203 πŸ“Œ 129

One of those costs there’s probably no way to quantify but is obviously huge is just the huge deadweight loss of time and mental energy spent thinking and talking about Trump relative to a normalish president.

27.02.2026 14:31 πŸ‘ 1558 πŸ” 273 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 15
Guardian Headline: US urges its citizens to leave Israel immediate amid strike threat on Iranβ€”Department of State also authorizes non-essential officials and their families to book flights elsewhere

Guardian Headline: US urges its citizens to leave Israel immediate amid strike threat on Iranβ€”Department of State also authorizes non-essential officials and their families to book flights elsewhere

The government knows they are destabilizing the most volatile region in the world, and yet they are going to do it anyway.

Congress sits on its hands as much of America has no idea what’s unfolding. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/f...

27.02.2026 14:39 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

β€œAre we going to war?”

Senate Majority Leader:

β€œI don’t know the answer to that.”

The Article I Crisis, wearing a suit and tie.

25.02.2026 16:02 πŸ‘ 387 πŸ” 112 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 5

Imagining he writes a jailhouse memoir lamenting he didn't get into art school because of woke.

25.02.2026 15:56 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man wearing glasses and a suit is sitting at a podium Alt: A man in a dark suit and glasses shaking his head mouthing the words "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST"
25.02.2026 15:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's almost like cancel culture was a lie! [AlwaysHasBeen.jpg]

25.02.2026 15:51 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Baghdad Bob all the way down

25.02.2026 15:49 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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This is one of my last articles for The Washington Post. The incredible photography is by 
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, who was also laid off. 

No full-time staff who were in Kyiv on Feb. 24, 2022 for The Post are still with the paper.

Post See new posts Conversation SiobhΓ‘n O'Grady @siobhan_ogrady This is one of my last articles for The Washington Post. The incredible photography is by @vanhoutenphoto , who was also laid off. No full-time staff who were in Kyiv on Feb. 24, 2022 for The Post are still with the paper.

The Washington Post writes -30- on its fully staffed Ukraine bureau.

In related news, Jeff Bezos’s net worth is estimated at $223,900,000,000.00.

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