What I eat in a day as a faith based gas station attendant
03.03.2026 17:07
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What I eat in a day as a faith based gas station attendant
Maura wearing a large hat
Put your tinking caps on, everyone. It's time for traitors.
hamnet and shakespeare in love agree on one thing: that shakespeare had a cunty little earring
who am i why have i become obsessed w curling
The John Wick series is so effective because it fully embodies the three major tenets of dumb guy fantasy: 1. being able to kick anyone’s ass, 2. living by a code of honor, and 3. paying for things with gold coins
always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay
Ta-Nehisi Coates: With the killings of Renee Good and Alex Pretti, "Trump has clarified an inconvenient fact—the culture war is an actual war"
HBD!!!
feeling crazy can someone cask of amontillado me
these look so good!!
instagram stories liked this one so here you go
but did katy perry come back?
Me when I won’t shut up
The orc from Return of the King saying “The age of men is over. Now the Jingle Hop has begun.” He is wearing a Santa hat
i’m thoughtful like that
putting a sour patch kids in between my dick and balls for him to find 💯
when other people burn themselves by grabbing the pan they just took out of the oven:
-embarrassing
-dumbass
-you idiot
when i do it:
-very common mistake
-silly goose
-sexy?
it’s halloween that means it’s finally time to be gay
“a claim has been finalized” well unfinalize it
the spirit halloween being in the freshly closed party city location… have some respect for your elders
The trailblazing transgender rights activist Miss Major has passed away at the age of 78.
Miss Major was a lifelong organizer and participant in the ballroom scene. She took part in the 1969 Stonewall Riots and was injured by the police — but she kept fighting.
APRIL - 1805
NAPOLEON IS MASTER OF EUROPE
ONLY THE BRITISH FLEET STANDS BEFORE HIM
THERE IS NOTHING IN NAVAL LAW STATING THAT A GOLDEN RETRIEVER CANNOT SERVE HIS MAJESTY AS CAPTAIN
OCEANS ARE NOW BATTLEFIELDS
Oh you better believe they’d be transvestigating the hell out of Jesus if he came back
never been a salmon guy but methinks i will be forcing myself to become one
and if i need a nothing bundt cake what then
new justin bieber is kind of giving free willy soundtrack
the case that auditorium 14 it all
fascists fuck off
We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.
You wouldn't fumble a baddie
