Van Weasel

What a darling hero at that

*uncocoas your pebbles*

*ungrapes your nuts*

I wasn't ready for the quiet

Lol, this feels like them admitting Iran has gone to shit to me

Liban Mohamed @Liban4c... • 5h I was born in Utah. Your forehead is even bigger than mine, saaxiib. Are you sure your ancestors aren't Somali? We socialize endless war spending. We socialize corporate bailouts. We socialize bank failures. But when it comes to raising our children, suddenly there's no money. We all know your party would rather protect pedophiles or bomb children in Iran and Gaza than provide for American children...not surprising that you disagree. Trevor Lee @VoteTrevorLee • 6h Replying to @Liban4congress and @LindsayOnAir @Liban4congress Nice try, but Utahns aren't buying your socialist playbook. As a foreigner with roots in Somalia, you're pushing to socialize childcare and let the go... Show more

gotdamn liban, they’re gonna hate u for being too correct

congratulations to utah on this choice in who you can vote for

@slclunk.com plz confirm there’s no milkshake duck here

Hot damn

Another little pressure point: corporate cars. My company buys my gas. So they'll feel it, and probably lobby about it, too

What's funny is that we know from generations of experiments that human memory is ridiculously, cartoonishly malleable.

People manipulating their pictures like this are literally fucking with their memories. They will remember that event differently, because of the meddling afterwards.

Nothing to assume about it. You got it

Thanks Zap

It would be funny to make a big production out of this kind of thing and then take your office to golden corral and do it a dozen times lol

It was a fantastic restaurant to be fair. I couldn't fault him

I had a boss who liked to do literally this at one specific restaurant he took us out to

A color illustration of a skydiving Christian baby. It's a little white baby in a skydiving pose, wearing all the usual gear. There's a necklace with a gold cross flying around his neck. The clouds behind the baby are flashed with rays of light from heaven above

He also made me my own skydiving Christian baby

Lmao

Dude did this in an afternoon!!

A anthropomorphic weasel wearing a traditional buddhist robe that's an orangish brown in color. He's looking upward with eyes closed and a small smile. Hands in a meditation resting pose while holding white mala beads. The background is in the mountains with a slightly cloudy blue sky

New pfp by @zappit.bsky.social might be my new favorite

Good Evening Motherfuckers it’s Friday

everyone on bluesky should get a tamagotchi. and to keep it alive you have to make good posts

It wasn't a surprise, but this is a real tough one

Can't even do catharsis anymore, because of woke!

🥹

Better question: are all cats buddhavistas?

Can cats be a buddhavista?

Praying for a fortuitous rebirth

The house is going to be so quiet now

If you would have met him he would have liked you. He was chill like that

Fred, the three legged short hair grey tabby cat laying on a pillow in front of a sunny window. He's looking outside with a warm sun gently lighting up his face

Goodbye Fred

Pray for me for the next hour