Drew T

Was going to make a joke but it's actually REALLY bad they feel confident enough to say this shit out loud.

Noah was born on a placid island of blissful stupidity in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that he should voyage far. His takes, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but someday...

Fewer people than we realized just never internalized the sort of broader, global interest/good of humanity values that we assume. Many are shocked by this, but it’s been clear that they’ve always hated those values. That’s basically what the last few seasons of the FoxNewsTV show was all about

There's something deeply obscene and broken about the fact that Donald Trump and Pete Hegseth are bombing elementary schools in an illegal war of aggression, and there's still a sense among the opposition that it has to be explained in terms of gas prices in order to get American voters to care.

I'm supposed to get married this year but look around. How can I bring a wife into this world

**Dad 💞💞** **Today 11:59 AM** **WHERE ARE YOU????? YOUR HAMSTER IS STUCK** **What??** **He's climbing the wall** **Has he ever done that?** **Can he get down on his own?** **What??????** **Read 12:01 PM** *(Attached image shows a hamster clinging to a high wall near the ceiling.)*

**Dad 💞💞** **Do I leave him alone?** **He went ninja mode and now he thinks he's unstoppable** **He should be fine** **I'll be back from work in 15 mins** *(Attached image shows a hamster clinging to a high wall near the ceiling, with its enclosure visible below.)*

**He should be fine** **I'll be back from work in 15 mins** *(Attached image shows a hamster clinging to a high corner of a wall, its legs stretched out.)* 😂😂😂😂 **Read 12:03 PM** **Not funny** **Tomorrow I'm going to wake up and he's going to be trying to drive my car** **We don't know what he's capable of**

A close-up image of a black and white hamster clinging to the high corner of a wall. Its legs are stretched wide apart, the hamster appears to be defying gravity.

I can't stop laughing at this (source: imgur.com/gallery/take...)

all I am asking is for pundits to do elementary fucking fact checking.

the $400 billion figure is the amount that China theoretically agreed to in 2021 over a 25 year period. the amount *actually* spent so far is something like $3 billion, we think, or roughly a third of the direct cost of the Iran war to the U.S. so far.

this made me cackle all the way through

My God, they’ve pivoting to Mukbang

Obama went to Congress for authorization on Syria, they balked… and he got blamed for it!

Mark McDoublewitz

Everybody at all points on the political spectrum understand that democrats and republicans are different challenge level: impossible.

there are true blue partisans, but it‘s *clearly* the case that democratic voters are harder on their own politicians than republican voters

It's interesting to try and use Obama for his "well if X did this" when Obama explicitly went in the other direction and chose diplomacy despite the constant shit he got for actually engaging with Iran.

Twitter conversation between sj and Amarion: sj: Its true, the 1/3rd pounder burger failed in the US because ppl thought quarter pounders were bigger Amarion: Yeah cause they are???? sj: 1/3>1/4 .33> .25 Amarion: what are those signs

Wanna see the greatest tweet of all time

Huge taxpayer-funded incentives are supposed to be for some local taxpayer interest, like jobs, but here the figures are so off that it’s basically, as the article says, just a way for these firms to pocket millions in taxpayer money.

We really deserved a longer conversation about this but I think Americans should assume it’s over now. Sam Altman decided this was a fine issue to retroactively decide he did “sloppily” and there’s no going back.

If Obama were prosecuting this war against Iran, Democrats and the media would be cheering and half the right would be denouncing it. That’s the problem: in America today, everything gets filtered through partisan tribalism.

I think if Obama were prosecuting this war against Iran his approvals would be at 5%

Yeah, see the thread. They just played the Syria video from December on top of the new headline. Bizarre

They used old video???

Life is hard enough right now that the last thing I need to see is a Dracula that’s depressed

See this is the Dracula I like and respect, not brooding, not misunderstood, just a Dracula that loves being Dracula, a big fun Dracula

BREAKING: The US has bombed Tehran’s main refinery and burning oil is now flooding down the streets into the city’s sewers.

This is a vision from hell, unleashed by the US tonight.

(🎥 Vahid Online)

Hudson Institute guys walking into DC to release the absolute worst take on the Iran war:

Holy shit 🚨

Americans Are Now a Target in Trump’s Immigration Crackdown A WSJ investigation tracked the U.S. citizens caught in the crosshairs of an aggressive federal campaign to detain and demonize dissenters.

Isn’t the right to protest what makes America great? an American in the back of a government vehicle asked the agent who had just arrested her.

No, the agent responded.

Inside the Department of Homeland Security’s war on American dissent.

www.wsj.com/us-news/immi...

setting the clock back

solidarity with all the children out there throwing tantrums. stay strong. you WILL get what you want

Who was running Epstein catch-and-kill in the fed gov? 🎁 www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...