Kelly “Free Link” McGonigal

me: you think somewhere there's a taxidermist who uses a stuffed pig as a piggy bank?

wife: we don't actually have to talk about every thought you have

Goldilocks-ass husband

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I think the plural is Jesii

That is both weird and comforting!

The first stanza is trees of green, and the second is skies of blue, but I guess my brain mashed them together in a horrifying way

Yes, I always thought it was an ominous song.

WHY did I always think the line in What a Wonderful World was “I see skies of green”?

Smoke em if you got em, I guess

Eff it. I'm gonna ask for your help throwing myself a pity party. I found out today that my mom died, that's both parents within a single month, and I need more than just the bare minimum right now.

I need a major pick-me-up in the form of chocolate and other treats on top of my usual groceries.

Same tbh

HE WAS A BRIT??

Hey just fyi idk what or why but morty got added to a list she does not belong on so you might accidentally have her blocked

(Morty is not maga wtf???)

Lol, he never really talked about his work, but I assume he was on the manufacturing side since he was union.

WHAT

I am a descendant of John Hancock, of the Revolutionary War fame

No, not that John Hancock

Caterpillar builder and naval master carpenter

Canine carer: how guide dog school dropout Marcus came to comfort cancer patients for a living Once assessed as ‘a sloth with a low drive to work’, the polite and affectionate black labrador enjoys a successful new career as a therapy dog

"He’s sensitive and food-motivated; if given the choice between a distressed person and a tasty treat, he might have a hard time picking."

This is my favorite story of the day.

The Folgers ad, only 5000% cuter

if not war then why war shaped

Jesse Singal: “I don’t understand why all these experts with degrees keep disagreeing with me. So demoralizing. What could the explanation be??”

if any of this symbology or information is new to you, i would absolutely encourage you to start learning about it and become familiar with them

start here:
www.theguardian.com/world/2022/a...

If you find yourself wanting to defend the totenkopf, might I suggest instead that you shut the fuck up forever?

But yeah, things are going great!

Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em, friends 🤷🏻‍♀️

Good lord, put on your space suit!

“Men don’t want to vote for people who don’t support scams” is a hell of a thing to say.

I’ll never know because the idea of spending over nine dollars for a McDonald’s burger is abhorrent

The marketing person at Burger King who was like "hey, lets put out a video of our CEO eating a hamburger like a totally normal human being and not some sort of robot alien who hates the idea of food" is actually a genius.

Give that person a raise.

This is why I dropped him at the tattoo and nothing he said about it made any difference to me. Even if I’d found his explanations and remorse credible—which I don’t, especially—it’s a massive campaign liability that I think should be disqualifying in itself

American Jews have been TRYING to tell folks that yes, AIPAC is evil, & fuck them, but Christian Zionists in the US outnumber Jews IN THE WORLD & have risen to power in all areas of our government, & they want to bring the End Times (& kill all the Jews btw), AND THIS IS WHAT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT.