We are in the timeline if Ken had taken over Barbieland
16.08.2025 01:20
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We are in the timeline if Ken had taken over Barbieland
It’s by birthday in 2 hours and the last six months had been the longest year of my life
I Root for the Animals That Kill Trophy Hunters
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My dad may have failed as a father in a myriad of ways but at least he didn’t vote for trump
The Smithsonian is a cowardice sellout
If I had paramount plus I would be cancelling it
I should get credit for not attending Jeff Bezo's wedding even though I wasn't invited.
I just heard someone say they wish this summer was shaping up to be a lot more Barbie and a lot less Oppenheimer.🤣😭🥂💙
Someone should look under Trumps MAGA cap and see if Stephen Miller is under there
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The Minnesota assassin appears to be a hate-filled right winger. So can we stop walking on eggshells about MAGA's legitimization of political violence?
Yes, Republicans have also been the target of inexcusable violence, but this isn't a "both sides" issue.
1/ A🧵on the danger.
A West Virginia prosecutor says if miscarriage patients want to avoid criminal charges, they should “call 911”
“Call your doctor. Call law enforcement, or 911, and just say, ‘I miscarried. I want you to know.’”
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Anyone else feel like you're losing your mind when the legacy media obsesses over the former president's decline, while they aggressively sanewash - nay, ignore- the current president's increasingly unhinged behavior and outright destruction of our country in real time?
When I drink some Benadryl it's over for you itches.
Don't miss the scariest committee hearing of the year.
I’m not really an ice cream fan, but I think I’m going to go buy some Ben & Jerry’s
When they say they’re not racist but then go and raise hundred of thousands of dollars for a racist… they might be racist…
In Star Wars. those who have embraced the Dark Side of the Force wield red lightsabers. So, in other words, perfect.
Isn't it funny that the political party that doesn't know where the G-spot is wants to teach women how to track their menstrual cycles.
Walz: If you say you love freedom but you don't believe freedom is for everybody, then the thing you love is not freedom, it is privilege.
Lengthy rant on this bro comedians explanation for getting red-pilled:
For starters if this guy wants a President who is for pussy and free speech, maybe the guy sending people to prison camps over op-eds and tattoos should fail part 2 of your test.
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Larry David: My Dinner With Adolf.
Larry David skewers Bill Maher here.
"1Two hours later, the dinner was over, and the Führer escorted me to the door. “I am so glad to have met you. I hope I’m no longer the monster you thought I was.” “I must say, mein Führer, I’m so thankful I came. Although we disagree on many issues, ..."
Get a room.
You know back when we used to say boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider, we really were onto something
This is the most baller thing Harvard has done since admitting Elle Woods
