Wow - Betelgeuse has a level of chill I aspire to.

Wow.

He’s just describing The American Dream but you’re supposed to hate it for some reason

Remember when we had federal agents investigating child sex traffickers instead of hiring child sex traffickers and giving them a bonus?

Will SOMEONE in this godforsaken Congress actually take their oath to protect and defend the United States constitution with the same degree of seriousness as every person in Minneapolis?

Mood in minneapolis right now

the nba postponed a game because the united states government is killing its citizens

ICE is now responsible for 66% of the homicides in Minneapolis this year.

If the US were a geopolitical rival the headlines would be like: US Secret Police Execute Second Dissident In the Streets As Militarized Occupation Enters Sixth Week

Yesterday, 50,000 Minnesotans peacefully protested to stop the terror being inflicted on our community. Today, ICE shot and likely killed another constitutional observer on the street. I can’t say this clearly enough: Congress has to stop this. The government is killing us. Congress has to act.

If you’re defending kidnapping a five year old, you’re losing

i am a middle aged white mom with a minivan. i live in a brick ranch and vote democrat in every election. i am the electoral equivalent of a free space in bingo. I PROMISE THIS IS NOT WHAT WE ARE TALKING ABOUT AT MY KITCHEN TABLE

The Supreme Court only cleared the way for Kavanaugh Stops four months ago and ICE now openly engages in violent racial profiling, snatching anyone who looks non-white and treating them as presumptively guilty of a crime. Remarkable how quickly our liberties can be crushed when courts go along.

“The murdering will continue until you stop calling us murderers.”

Unintentionally the funniest thing he's ever said

Men who look upon themselves born to reign, and others to obey, soon grow insolent; selected from the rest of mankind their minds are early poisoned by importance; and the world they act in differs so materially from the world at large, that they have but little opportunity of knowing its true interests, and when they succeed to the government are frequently the most ignorant and unfit of any throughout the dominions.

Common Sense, published 250 years ago today.

Philadelphia Sheriff Rochelle Bilal warns ICE:

"No law enforcement professional wears a mask... Those that come into our communities wearing a mask to commit crime... You getting arrested".

"Fake wannabe law enforcement... The criminal in the WH will not be able to keep you from going to jail".

School has been cancelled tomorrow and Friday across the city of Minneapolis, because our federal government has made it unsafe for children here.

Andy Cohen on Threads saying good morning and then saying “posted before reading the news wtf”

Me every morning since November 2024

Being an American feels like getting on a school bus and then your bus driver decides to do a drive by

This is a strange way of saying “we’re complying with court orders now that we failed to get #SCOTUS to stay them.”

Nick Shirley at the US Capitol on January 6th, 2021.

It’s pretty wild that the most rabidly anti-immigrant administration in recent memory is comprised of a President married to an immigrant, a VP married to the daughter of immigrants, an assistant AG in charge of Civil Rights who’s an immigrant (Dhillon), & it was all funded by an immigrant (Musk).

Minnesota Republicans and Donald Trump are right now pretending to care about fraud. Fraud is bad. The shit in MN was terrible. But … let’s me clear that they don’t actually care.

I hope they explained to the Toronto fans that cancer charities are what the United States has in lieu of a functional healthcare system

Trump Administration Live Updates: President Says Broadcasters Risk Losing Licenses When Hosts Criticize Him

Well there you have it. Democracy dies in darkness, unless your billionaire owner has already bent the knee to this blatant assault on democratic freedoms.

One pretty foolproof way to know your government is fascist is when your government tries to punish you for calling it fascist.

Only in America would anyone turn child massacres into an industry--rather than banning weapons that are used to in mass murder.