Kevin

Hamnet is not a good time

Does Bam have to sexually assault fewer women and not cheat on his wife as much in order to be short of Kobe's mark?

You've had a lot of good tweets over your illustrious career.

This is your best.

Between the Heated Rivalry comment, the firing of the GM, and an internal leadership meeting (no confirmation or denial that Shane was involved), the Sabres found the right combination to turn it around.

It's been magical.

Complete and utter insanity

I mean, that's their bullshit playing style. They have been doing it for years.

For a lot of the few months with the Sabres, I have pensively been waiting for the other shoe to drop, the carriage to turn into a pumpkin, or whatever other saying you want to use. I've mentioned it before.

I am so fucking in. I am ready to be hurt again.

My kid watched most of the game with me tonight and at one point turned to me and asked if we could fly to a game when they are close to us…. I guess we are going to the Kings game.

Tage

I am not 100% sure on this. If they have to be compliant at all, or just after the trade deadline, roster size doesn't matter, just cap.

They papered Metsa down

I don't know if they HAVE to do this, but just paper the two guys on ELC slides down to the AHL, and then after the deadline, when there are no roster constraints, call them back up.

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I guess Noem getting fired means she can dedicate more time to banging Corey Lewandowski... Is it really a win/win for everyone?

There is a pill for that.

That’s coaching

I feel pretty okay about their forward depth in general, especially with Carrick added into the mix. You have the potential for Greenway and Kulich to return, which would add more depth there.

Thompson, Norris, McLeod, and Carrick center spine. Krebs, Ostlund, Kozak, as depth there....

But yeah, they love a good "here are four mid to poor assets that we want to get rid of for your top-tier talent" type trade ideas... Historically.

I have kind of avoided it for the most part.

IDK, they probably need to get out from a few guys to do something big, like Greenway and another body in the case of Thomas, Norris goes back. With the moves they made it feels like anything more is going to be vastly complex.

r/sabres is probably a step above the Facebook commentators

Hard nose center, good with faceoffs, will lead a matchup shutdown line in the playoffs. My friend who is an Oilers fan where he played before NY says we will love him and he is a “nail gun”

Anyone hear the return on Carrick?

Here you go with your platform of geronticide yet again.

IT CAN'T FIX EVERYTHING, JANE.

Ageist

This is why we can't have nice things. This is fun, let it be fun. Why is there even a debate? I guess Pearl getting negative attention is better than no attention.

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"No alterations with lines and pairings. Not broke (or traded), don’t fix."

Getting out of the Greenway deal while getting Parayko would be a win/win.