@boatcrash.bsky.social Happy New Year, Shipwreck!
02.01.2026 00:59
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@boatcrash.bsky.social Happy New Year, Shipwreck!
This is legitimately one of the most pathetic things I’ve ever seen on tv
I hopped back on Bluesky to type exactly what you just posted.
There’s a lot to unpack here…
Clay Higgins is DEFINITELY on that list.
Guys… I’m beginning to think that he’s in the files.
It’s a shame we can’t all be as objective as Karoline Leavitt.
“Scott Free”? #Peacemaker
“Eternals” is the “Ishtar” of Superhero movies.
I swabbed my mouth after I drank some fruit punch and sent it out for a DNA test.
It turns I’m related to Kool Aid man.
Apparently, Superman’s greatest power is not adopting the small town country accent of the Kents. #Superman
President Cankles stepped in it this time.
Me every time a new ChatGPT release comes out:
“Computer, create an opponent capable of defeating Data.”
“I swear I’m not a stalker! It says so on all the notes I left all over your house, car, and place of employment!”
Gameboy classic plastic pickups today:
#nintendo #smurfs
…HELLO…
We no longer have to take off our shoes at airport security.
So I got plastic surgery on my feet for nothing?
Hear me out… Ironheart gets the Venom symbiote.
This is a game in the Steam store:
Jerry is tired of your Human stupidity. #Cats
I stand corrected
No new wars my butt.
Gold Steel. #Archie #Cats
Archie: 2025 Lap Cat Champion
Lol. I don’t want to, but I am.
