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In response to concerns that the U.S. is falling behind in military drone technology, Donald Trump has announced a new partnership with iRobot and the Roomba program… to help sweep the issue under the rug.

I changed the music they played at the board of peace Summit. I wonder what would be more appropriate here?

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...how short term will this be?

His poll numbers using Trump's Rx math...

Trump administration mulls payments to sway Greenlanders to join US. Counter offers coming in...

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This was good too!

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Yes, but all Trump's buddies got a heads up and bought Oil Futures just before he attacked Iran, so they're all happy like pigs and shit.
Higher oil prices also very much help Putin very much needs it.

MAGA alternative facts has now shifted into alternative reality.

Absolutely, Obama’s speaking is incredible… but let’s not forget the time Donald Trump humbly reminded us: ‘I know words. I have the best words.’

Yeah, well, if you listen to the Trump admins propaganda, yes, they very much want control of Iranians oil fields.

Trump’s allies are the ones with kompromat on him. Period.

I wonder what they got on Vance?

Yeah, not surprising that what you’d call money laundering popped up after the U.S. put such massive sanctions on Venezuela.

Well, I’m switching to calling MAGA folks 'MIGA' fans because obviously Trump’s done with America, as now he’s too busy 'Making Iran Great Again.' Just look at today’s jobs report and gas prices. They speak for themselves.

Yeah, I put it in quotes cuz it's not really a regime change. All that matters is the US getting back control of the world's largest oil Reserves & any regime that will let them have that--that's what they want. American government will work with the worst people if it will get them what they want.

U.S. sanctions and the blockade crippled Venezuela’s oil exports. Invading Venezuela was about getting U.S. oil companies back in. Venezuela’s oil and resources were always the real priority. They don’t care about its people or its government. It’s all about controlling oil.

Mask mandates saved lives. Asking ICE agents to show their faces is just basic “don’t scare the neighbors” policy. Intelligence Chair Rick Crawford should probably be sitting in a dunce chair instead of deciding policy.

Trump’s quick “regime change” playbook worked in Venezuela, now he’s trying the same thing with Iran. But history isn’t on his side. Hitler took France fast and then stalled and failed in Russia. Iran isn’t France, and this could end very differently.

The U.S. spent 20 years and over $2 trillion fighting tribes and insurgents in Afghanistan & never got a surrender.
Now Trump thinks Iran, a country of 90 million people with a real military & far greater resources, will unconditionally surrender after a week?
That’s not strategy. That’s fantasy.

If only Trump was focusing on America first...

Took MAGA a DECADE to start to possibly figure out that maybe Donald doesn’t care about their country fried asses. Bless their hearts.

Iran has over a million refugees from Iraq and Afghanistan.

Ask Ron that. He made the statement.

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And Trump org will be selling Chinese made Canadian flag backpack patches...

Expect blowback...

When 9/11 2.0 happens, who will Trump blame?

Well then that would mean she lied under oath. Will there be an indictment?

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