take a big fat dab for me ๐ค
11.03.2026 06:42
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sleep tight
11.03.2026 06:40
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omg this sounds amazing rn
11.03.2026 06:40
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i'm going to hate myself so bad 6 hours and 20 minutes from now when my alarm goes off
11.03.2026 06:39
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i found the crescent city books at marshalls for $14 each!!!
can i get a HELL YEEEAHH
11.03.2026 02:39
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reflecting on how this time last year was SO different. i'm so thankful for my life and the people in it. and i'm so proud of myself for all the positive changes i've made and how far i've come.
11.03.2026 02:30
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a gummy candy that looks like a 4 star dragonball
dragonball gummy!!!
10.03.2026 03:34
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multi level marketing aka pyramid scheme lol
09.03.2026 21:56
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i know times are hard but please dont join an mlm
09.03.2026 20:10
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me? think twice?? i didn't even think once
24.02.2025 03:08
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my weiners in the raaaain
07.03.2026 20:12
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a very old man holding a steak knife
old ppl at the bank when you ask to see their identification
07.03.2026 01:57
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nope just had to poop
07.03.2026 01:55
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send help i have a sharp pain in my butthole
07.03.2026 00:29
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i think 2 times was enough
06.03.2026 18:25
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its sooooo lame ๐ญ๐๐ป
06.03.2026 18:18
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my bf made salmon bowls last night and they were sooo yummy
06.03.2026 18:17
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the bank i work for put together a slide show of employee photos and an AI generated song for employee appreciation week. it was the corniest slop i've ever heard. and we were forced to listen to it not once, but TWICE.
06.03.2026 17:15
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not liking cats is a red flag to me
06.03.2026 17:07
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its so annoying lol
06.03.2026 17:06
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the state of oregon be like "here have this credit to help working families" and then make you jump through a million hoops to be able to claim the credit lmfaoooo
05.03.2026 23:55
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thank you Will ๐
04.03.2026 22:37
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having a sister date this saturday. gonna grab lunch and go shopping together eeeeee ๐๐ค
04.03.2026 22:20
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i hate when someone asks me where a place is. idk. i'm geographically challenged. can you just be normal and look the place up on gps please???
04.03.2026 20:11
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the manager of the branch i am helping out at today just announced "mercury is in retrograde in pisces" when we were talking about how cunty clients have been acting
28.02.2026 20:41
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yeah sex is cool and all but have you ever been okay?
27.02.2026 23:28
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no for real!!!! nobody has ever thought "gee, wish i could marry clint in stardew valley"
26.02.2026 21:03
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stayed home with the kids today cause they are sick and my bf brought them soup ๐ฅน๐
25.02.2026 19:09
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sorry cant talk i have a scheduled mental breakdown rn
24.02.2026 23:20
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