Corporate Big Wig

My wife took Christmas pictures tonight with Saoirse and my god if my heart didn’t completely melt … so adorable

Two years ago tonight our lives changed forever. Happy second birthday Saoirse Abigail!

We tried a local gumbo restaurant tonight and it was AMAZING.

Perhaps the only time that will ever be true, hahaha

I start a new job on Monday and I could not be more thrilled!

My daughter, who we normally have to drag out of bed at 7:30, woke me up at 5:30 this morning and I absolutely want to die.

I wish the public told men about baths before we were like … 35. What other secrets are people keeping from us?

We currently have a shelter in place order and there is a SWAT team in my neighborhood. Our community Facebook group is going to be LIT for the next two days!

Saoirse woke up at 1:15 right as we were finishing wrapping so I read her Yes Virginia, There Is A Santa Clause and I hope the day never comes when I do not tear up reading that to my daughter. What Christmas is all about.

This was so good.

Do I know any family law attorneys in the Austin area? For a family friend who is struggling with most retainers they have been quoted.

On our way to our annual Christmas Eve dinner at Perry’s and we saw heat lightening. Oh, Texas …

Surely we have a better solution to running the country than letting one party throw a tantrum once every three months and threatening to take their ball and go home.

I missed all my friends from the other place. I’m hoping most of you are here now?

Those were the days.

You’re wrong.

The Austin Celtic festival was an incredible time. Will post more pictures soon, but right now I am watching my wife buy every pink baby bow in existence because of how many “your son is so …” comments we got.

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Tomorrow starts a new chapter for me. First day at my new job! It has been 8 years since I was last a NKOTB.

Single tear. It’s beautiful.

Next week will be my last on funemployment! I’ve accepted an offer and start the 16th.

Refreshing to see Matt Gaetz fuck someone over 18, I guess? This is just ludicrous.

I’m sorry, what?!

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I said this on the bad site, but let’s not assume this collapse is just overconfident mediocrity at work. There are a lot of investors on that list for whom the collapse of the most potent activist organizing platform in history is worth a lot more than $44B.

Spending the day immersed in CLM

Twitter ads are a cesspool.

All but certain to go 0-3 in fantasy to start the year.

I can only watch the Paxton impeachment trial in like five minute spurts because it is too much smug arrogance in one room.

We are watching The Meg 2 and I don’t think my wife is taking it seriously …