Gabe Evans' Cow

I feel like such a pawn...

Moo!

In addition to being BOOED wherever he goes (by people and constituents) - Gabe Evans also gets MOOED every time he passes a cow.

And I can tell you for a fact - they are not friendly moos…

Moo!

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BREAKING NEWS: Gabe Evans’ Cow endorses @mannyrutinel.bsky.social to replace Gutless Gabe Evans as our next representative of CO-08.

Watch the interview with MeidasTouch below.

Hey Manny - are you in the market for a cow? Asking for a friend…

MOO!

DOGE Makes a Liar of Gabe Evans | Colorado Pols As Politico's Kyle Cheney reports, individuals associated with the now-disbanded "Department of Government Efficiency," a White House office set up under the world's richest man Elon Musk to ferret ou...

You CAN spell "accountability" without Gabe Evans. #copolitics www.coloradopols.com/diary/220296...

Fellow Coloradans - please take a few minutes today to call/email Senators @bennet.senate.gov & @hickenlooper.senate.gov
and tell them to vote AGAINST any bill that does not rein in ICE.

@indivisible.org - has a good tool for doing this:

indivisible.org/actions/ice-...

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Colorado deserves a representative who votes for affordable, clean energy and a stronger future — Gabe Evans is holding us back. #CO08 #EvanMunsing

🚨 Trump Puppet Gets BAD NEWS Before Election YouTube video by MeidasTouch

Colorado’s 8th district elected Gabe Evans just a year ago and he has already shown that he isn’t working for his constituents and their needs voting in lock step with everything the Trump Administration Rob has a real challenger this cycle in Evan Munsing. Evan knew he wanted to serve his country..

BIG NEWS: I'm proud to earn the endorsement of Ken Salazar, former U.S. Ambassador, U.S. Secretary of the Interior, U.S. Senator, and Colorado Attorney General!

Secretary Salazar’s generational impact on our state and our nation speaks for itself, and I am tremendously honored to earn his support.

Gabe Evans *might* have three cows - BUT - there is only one "Gabe Evans' Cow" - ME!

Alas, I'm just a tax break for the cosplay cowboy...

Moo!

States move to rein in ICE after fatal Minnesota shooting Legislators nationwide are advancing bills to curb immigration enforcement and limit cooperation with federal agents.

What is our Colorado Legislature doing about this? See article below.

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www.politico.com/news/2026/01...

Colorado Republican Rep. Gabe Evans blows off a constituent's concern about tariffs and the rising costs of groceries.

Gabe Evans’ Anti-Clean Energy Agenda is Leading to Higher Costs for Colordans - DCCC Gabe Evans’ Anti-Clean Energy Agenda is Leading to Higher Costs for Colordans

Gabe Evans’ disdain for clean energy
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Everybody Hates Gabe Evans | Colorado Pols Many politicians have unique abilities that allow them to ascend to higher office... Those same abilities can also cause them to quickly descend from lofty political heights. Republican George Santos,...

In less than one year in Congress, Rep. Gabe Evans (R-Ft. Lupton) has somehow managed to alienate virtually everyone. It's a bold strategy for re-election in 2026. #copolitics www.coloradopols.com/diary/219566...

My owner - Gabe Evans - talks a LOT about being an ex-cop. But he has never condemned the Jan. 6th insurrection (140 cops injured and several died).

Nor did he condemn Trump's pardons of the 1500+ violent felons who injured/killed those cops.

Instead, on Jan. 6, he...

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Last night, Gabe Evans once again voted against making healthcare more affordable. While he's getting his health insurance paid for by the taxpayers, he's leaving Coloradans out to dry. It's time to get him out of office. #CO08

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Today, Gabe Evans failed yet again to do his job and put the health and livelihoods of the people he is supposed to be serving at risk by voting against a common sense bipartisan compromise to lower health insurance costs.

Together, we'll fire Gabe for his cruelty. #CO08

...that our children (& calves) breathe and continue warming the planet, causing many BILLIONS of dollars of damage due to wildfire, flooding, hail, etc.

The report is here:

drive.google.com/drive/folder...

Will Toor/CEO - comments?

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@willtoor.bsky.social

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...SMR but because SMR will take another 9+ years, guess what? Might as well "drill, baby, drill" in the meantime!

Many of Evans' biggest political contributors are in the oil and gas industry - that is who he is stalling for.

And during that stall, they'll continue polluting the air...
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But if you read the report, it mentions that the first small modular reactors wouldn't be built until at least 2035.

I think Evans is stalling for time for his buddies in the oil & gas industry (whom he doesn't even mention). He makes it sound like he's being reasonable, advocating for...

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In the video, he talks about including nuclear in the mix. However, he neglects to mention that the "small modular reactors (SMR) option is just as expensive as the "wind/solar/battery only" (WSB) option (image below).

He wants to make us believe that he's supporting a "balanced" approach...

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As a cow, I'm used to a lot of bullshit. But as Gabe Evans' Cow, I have to deal with a HUGE pile of it - most of it from his own mouth.

Y'day, he posted that "Colorado's own Energy Office found that Dem's energy plan for the state costs ratepayers an additional $17 billion"

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I stand corrected- thanks for calling this out.

For others who are wondering:

www.spacecom.mil/About/Freque...

More Gabe Evans double-speak:

"High input costs and market disruptions"

But really - "Trump's market-destroying tariffs, inflation, & terrorizing immigrants"?

They are "giving" farmers $12 Billion in aid (socialism) to offset the $44B they lost due to Trump policies.

MOO!

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Another hypocritical post by Gabe Evans. Congratulating Space Force but conveniently forgetting to mention that HIS president, the Pedophile-in-Chief, is moving SF to Alabama.

Gabe - what are you actually DOING to keep SF here in CO?

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Today's award for being disingenuous goes to Gabe Evans, who posted this on Xitter.

Xcel has infrastructure problems but not because of Dems. Most areas where power was turned off were due to wildfire concerns - caused by climate change-denying oil & gas Repubs like Gabe Evans.

Moo!

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