Adam Music

Let me give you a topic: Kristi Noem is the latest in a long line of Buckinghams for this administration.

How did autocorrect not fix Houston?

Embrace our arachnid friends. They save us from far worse.

I have now made three Richard III jokes today. Tear-falling pity dwells not in this eye.

My kingdom for a horse that will drag this joke out of town.

Odds Urban Meyer sits between the two women?

Meredith got me thinking about chronic catatonics.

What if I told you the oldest Blackhawks are now Teravainen and Grzelcyk? And if they somehow manage to flip Lafferty and Mikheyev, they'd have like 5 guys on the team in their 30s?

A Hotblack Desiato window with properties for sale.

In case you're wondering, it's a character in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and a real estate agency in London's Islington district.

The question is, if canonically it's Intern Pikachu, is that a summer associate?

That's not true. But Hotblack Desiato, lead singer of the band Disaster Area, once spent a year dead not for tax reasons but because Isaac Chotiner wanted to interview him about his rock and roll lifestyle.

From eBay or did you find it elsewhere?

Adorable Pikachu Plush Gives Fans The Business As Pikachu Fills In For Its Irresponsible Owner Pokemon Center's new Pikachu is business ready.

It's out of stock. It's a 2015 product that's not a lawyer - it's the Intern Pikachu plush. It goes for around $40 on eBay. It was part of Pikachu Celebrations - one outfit for each month. It was brought back last year, "filling in for its trainer, who overslept."

We do a great chicken tikka at home. The secret is make it a day ahead so the flavors meld. But this house, apart from me, is never mango.

For an hour, Ian does whatever he wants. Chores, reading, making sandwiches, hosting visitors. When the hour is over, he says "now there will be a short intermission."

For act two, Ian comes onstage. He turns on the radio. It starts playing again. Repeat.

Here it is: We tell Ric Grenell that Ian McKellen wants to perform "Richard." He will think that means his iconic Richard III. Show sells out. Ian comes onstage, where there is only an old-timey radio. He turns it on. It starts playing an hour remix of Richard Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up."

Otter the Cat has come into my workspace

Momma's in Hiustob today and mister man is lonely so I moved his chair into the bedroom office.

Every payment must end in cents: .67 to be exact.

Ooh, been there. Fun place, should be fine.

ISCA BBS welcome screen

Hinge? Tinder? Met my wife on a BBS.

I have a world premiere performance that would be perfect for the current patrons at the Kennedy Center. Who do I call to put it on?

A Sandhill crane wandering through the neighborhood

Our sandhills are back to raid the bird feeders.

I drove the Kentucky Headhunters around Pittsburgh.

I posted the first image of the Shanksville crash to the internet.

Not a bad return. I wondered how they traded Murphy to Edmonton without getting Mangiapane and a pick.

Note that Dahnie is from my hometown, and I have interviewed him. For the non-Yinzers: his name can be correctly pronounced in one syllable in Pittsburghese.

I bought the novelization of Deep Throat 2 that was in the children's book section at a library sale that was taking place in a mall.