i'm listening to gary, keith and ron and i'm so happyyyyyyyyy
21.02.2026 18:02
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i'm listening to gary, keith and ron and i'm so happyyyyyyyyy
The world is a raging fire swamp and bottomless pit of despair but TODAY, my friends, today and every day through the end of October, there is baseball.
It's a point of pride that my alma mater is on this list.
fuck i mixed up pavlov with schrödinger and now every time i ring a bell a cat might die
Is it too much to ask for one -- ONE! I'LL SETTLE FOR ONE! -- journalist to call that Botoxed, filler-faced bitch a lying c*nt to her face?
One day in the 11th grade, a friend and I were sitting in the cafeteria, desperately trying to recall the name of the creatures from Land of the Lost. A year later, in the middle of a class, he spun around, pointed at me, and said, “SLEESTAKS.” This was our Google in the 80s.
Tears running down my face from laughing so hard ...
When do we get our ration cards?
It's WHOA, not WOAH.
In a world that grows increasingly dark, shine as much light as you possibly can. Happy Hanukkah 🕎❤️
Be gentle with the Mets fans in your life today, friends.
Or just ... empt?
I'm so sorry, Maura. 💔
On behalf of the astigmatism-afflicted, I'd like to extend a hearty "bite me" to the auto manufacturers for making night driving such a blindingly treacherous experience.
POND RULES: No swimming, jumping or gallivanting. Do not disturb the pond witch. No fishing with dynamite. Sacrifices to water gods on alternate Wednesdays only - NO EXCEPTIONS! Taunt the crows at your own risk. If a hand comes out of the water to beckon you, turn and walk away. Do not feed the weretrout. Is the water burning with cold unholy fire? Report it to the ranger! They’re not ducks. Run. Have fun!
You know, I'm not sure I ever really read the Pond Rules at our local nature preserve all that closely before
The Punctuation Collection™️
This Susan agrees.
this one goes out to bill ackman and allllll the billionaire crybaby losers youtu.be/QNCM8IjtQ-o?...
Don't know about you, but I'm feeling slightly more optimistic this morning. 🌊
Dragging my exhausted self to sleep after my 23rd postseason at mlb-dot-com -- without a doubt the most exciting postseason I've been a part of. It's a blessing to work for the sport I love with such an amazing and talented group of writers and editors. Can't wait to see what season 24 brings.
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Baseball is the best ⚾️♥️
A Google wordmark with baseball stitches
good Google doodle today
GAME. 7. game7game7game7game7game7. (Game 7!)
I'll see your Rod Farva and raise you one Dewey "Ox" Oxberger.
I've seen a ton of "first woman at a Rush concert" posts, and I have to laugh -- not at the "joke," but at the bullshittery of it all. Rush was the first concert I ever saw, and I went to many more after that.
I am intrigued ...
oh, mets. oh, mets mets mets 😞
