WILL

they should hang you up in an art museum

a magnificent notes app drawing of a penis larger than the eiffel tower

gimme 5 minutes

FUCK lemme just be chalant about something PLEASE

feeling homesick again :/

dont stroke it cuz its over, cum cuz it happened

i dont want a freak, i need a pervert

every time something doesn’t kill me i get closer to doing it myself

i need to **** his *** ** **** into **** **** that he ***** my *** *** *** **** ***** *** ******* an ********** ********

all i did was ask if i could dip it in fun dip powder and you’re looking at me like i’m crazy?

why the fuck did i have to grow into a world where none of the things i was excited about adulthood exists anymore

genuinely when do some of you sleep

maroon 5 is to me what katy perry is to straight guys

pair of socks

alternatively,

i think you did pretty well in the face of adversity, no?

nah, you’re like if your mom and your dad had a baby, but then decided to fuck it up a little <3

i am the hottest man on the planet specifically only when it’s 1am and no one is awake to fuck me

maroon 5 has tboy swag and i can’t put my finger on why

fastest repost of my life

im the gay magician. for my first trick, i'll make your cum disappear [gets on my knees]

i may not have been an easy child, but at least i had my priorities in order

in this scenario i am egg william and i’m still living in my parent’s carpeted basement that i methodically spread glitter over every square inch of when i was 7 and again when i was 9

fuck everyone im listening to maroon 5 and using my mind to craft a perfect replica of club penguin in my subconscious