A picture of half a tv screen showing a YouTube survey that asks “which of these brands have you heard of?” The options are Land O’ Lakes, Cargill, Growmark, CHS inc, or none of the above
I am so embarrassed for Growmark
I had two boxes in the front seat of my car and I had to move them to the trunk because the little squeaks were too much!!
Jadzia Dax on Deep Space 9 with a spent Phaser power core. making a speech to her crew.
*Me putting a full sharps container on a shelf* Take a good look at this, people. It says something about this Life. It says that we will fight and we will keep on fighting until we can't fight anymore. You don't just throw something like this away.*
*you take it to a designated needle exchange
I thought that translucent bit of root was a little bug friend and got really excited for a second
Not thrilled about all the people mocking that dude’s name. Pick on him for something substantial please!
And again!
Absolutely not!!
Ken Paxton ordered to place pebble in shoe and never remove it
Also, miserably painful death to means testing. Always and forever useless.
She absolutely loved it. Biggest laugh was when the black knight kicked King Arthur in the head, and I only rewound it once because she was missing the jokes (it was the guy hanging in the dungeon clapping along)
Oh dang, I can see why you're attached!
I want to know more about this latte!
Ideas for shitposts are important. You don't just throw something like this away!
I am so ready
Holy shit
Far Side cartoon. A gentleman steps outside to inspect a piano stool that lies broken on the ground. He does not see the piano about to fall on his head.
What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
A-flat minor.
Incidentally, I saw Gary Newman in ~2018 and his whole set was fully industrial, it was amazing
a black and white edit that reads "the future includes trans people". around the text is a floral pattern. the image is grainy
the future is for trans people
Forgive me, but:
Laudanum? I hardly know em!
Why is it always presumed that a landlord cannot be asked to weather a bit of a bumpy ride for a short period, but tenants must do everything right or face the consequences? If a landlord can't handle a limited amount of arrears, they shouldn't be in business.
This pun was appropriate and well deployed, don’t know what the newspaper is complaining about
I’ve been looking for pain management tips, is this event for me?
One thought I’m having about if this ever ends is what if we turned our mutual aid power toward fundraising down payments instead of rent someday? Someone in the resistance has to be a loan banker. Could we turn our massive new shiny system into getting people out of rentals and into homes?
My prediction is that this incessantly litigious child will think the duck scale scene is the funniest thing she's ever seen. But there's a good chance she demands I bring her a shrubbery every five minutes for the next year
I showed her the black knight scene and she proceeded to recap it frame by frame to her mom
I gave her a little teaser with the black knight scene to see if she'd enjoy that style of humor, and boy did she!
Yes, I know this is inviting an environment of incessant quotes that I have somehow been able to avoid for the past 20 years, but it will be worth it. We must all be insufferable before we can learn to be cool
Tonight I'm showing Monty Python and the Holy Grail to my 11yo and I cannot overstate how excited I am
🙋♂️
